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HOLY FUCK

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by Southern_Yankee, Nov 6, 2005.

  1. chipshot

    chipshot Full Access Member

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    I said it.

    She shit herself or pissed herself or was puking drunk. It had something to do with a bodily function. Something embarrassing.
     
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    I still say it's dirt. The back of her pants were black not brown and it wasn't a "solid" shit in your pants color; just "dirty" color, like when you sit down in the roadway and try to brush the dirt and stuff off the seat of your pants when you get up and the "dirt stain" is still there.

    I'll have to go back and look at the video again with that guy w/ the camera chasing them in the parking lot to get a better look. But it still looked like dirt from sitting on the ground to me.
     
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    I don't care what was on her pants. She was having some bodily malfuntions in that bathroom.
     
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    looked like dirt to me too.
     
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    MSMBC reports that the one girl fashioned ben-wah beads out of navel oranges and piano wire and when she removed them from the other girl's ass, a deluge of fecal material ran out onto her slacks. I'd say that qualies as shitting oneself. IMHMFO anyway.
     
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    madmike I Like Mexician Beer!

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    On a more serious note, I've been in alot of bars, nightclubs. Anytime it was rumored there was a sexual act in process in the restroom regardless of sexual oreintation the bouncers were all over it. I not naive enough to believe it does not happen but on several occasions people have been escorted out for their actions. Why didn't somebody just call a bouncer?
     
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    'cause they weren't having sex. one of them shit herself and the other was helping her clean up.
     
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    this whole string has me wondering: if someone had been waiting to use Putt's bathroom when Voyer was squatting in his tub, would she have come out with fists flying? and what the fuck was the Yeti doing whilst she was purging her bowels?
     
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    Even still, it will make a good Penthouse spread.
     
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    Mongo_Bob Fry Cook on Venus

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