HOLY FUCK

I know, but just pointing it out.

 

Latest from PFT:

TOPCATS GET CANNED

It was, alas, inevitable. The two Panthers cheerleaders who landed in the hoosegow after acting like they already were incarcerated while in a bathroom stall at "Banana Joe's" in Tampa have been kicked off of the TopCats squad.

It's the least of their problems, in light of the criminal charges they now face and the storm of media coverage that has resulted from the bizarre account of Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley getting it on with each other in the immediate vicinity of a public crapper while a queue of females who needed to perch on the porcelain formed outside.

And the word "storm" doesn't do this thing justice. But for the T.O. saga, Hurricane Thelma and Louise would be the most dominant NFL-related story among mainstream fans. Traffic to the Panthers' official Web site crippled the thing. (We doubt that a similar phenomenon occurred when Carolina made it to the Super Bowl two seasons ago.)

So why all the interest? For reasons still not divined by modern science, a significant segment of the heterosexual male (and, presumably, homosexual female) population finds the notion of girls smooching other girls to be strangely compelling. Jerry Seinfeld once explained that cat fights are intriguing "ecause men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss."

Here, we've got much more going on in the john than kissing, and it was followed up by a full-blown cat fight between one of them and yet another woman, with a dash of disorderly conduct and a twist of attempted identity theft.

So, yeah, folks are interested. Still don't believe us? Check out the line at "Banana Joe's" from Monday night.


(I still can't get the pic to post)

"Screw the Colts and Patriots, we're here for the show."

 

Since when was smooching considered having sex? I still want details of the having sex part.

 

Given the popularity of TopCats mug shots, the Tampa police asked a touch-up artist from a national fashion magazine to help conceal one of the girl's flaws.

 

the ugly one had on a two-headed stainless steel strap on dildo and was doing her botton and top shelf simultaneously while speed boxing her tits

 

men are easy.

i want to see two football players get caught "going at it". but my guess is they would not fit in a bathroom stall together.

 

NFL cheerleaders, the #1 hot search on netscape right now.

 

To add more fuel to the fire...

here is a site that has some pics of the skanks. And they even have one of PF's pics on there! Did you let them do that Fanz?
http://www.yaysports.com/nfl/

 

is the one on the right one of the stall bangers?

 

yes