Hey Hootie!!!!!!!!

What kind of name is that??

Where are you from....... Mayberry / Mt. Pilot???

Is it true that Benny Moss is the only white man alive that has ever beaten you in a game of H-O-R-S-E????????

 

White, black, yellow or any color. And I'll still take all comers. Just kidding, I'm old, fat and drink way to much. BTW, how is your wife and my girlfriend. Tell her I said hey.

 

Hootie Pole!!!!! She still cries out your name in the middle of the night but you get used to it. What can you do?

You are Hootie Pole from Mount Pilot!!!

If I bring her to Asheville to the game will you let me crash at your place?
C'Ya.

BTW. Fat, old, and drunk. Could you still dominate at Orchard Trace gym?

 

Something tells me the Showdawg and I know each other.

Ahh the memories of Orchard Trace.

If I were not so drunk and stoned back then I could probably remember them now. Oh well, I'm sure I had fun.

 

Yes, bring the wife and come to Asheville. I'm building a new house and will in by Oct, we'll have plenty of room and have a party before the game. Is 6 pm Sat to early to start for a 7 pm Sun game? (I don't think so). Yes Barry, you know him, we used to hit on his wife and her roomies all the time- unsuccessfully (that's my story and I'm gonna stick with it).

 

Hottie lives

Hootie,

Where have you been. We didn't see you at many games last year.

Hootie - the greatest softball player alive.

 

barry. Sroned and drunk?? YOU?? NO WAY!

You did have fun. I have some pictures at a party to prove it. They were taken early before you became part of the furniture.

 

You just described half of Charlotte.

 

Didn't see me? I came to all but about three. Maybe I just kept a lower profile, hopefully I'm growing up. Naahh!!

 

Sroned? Sounds like you may still be partaking in the whacky tobacky.

Probably quite a few of those pictures floating around. Good thing I'm not running for mayor anytime soon. Probably all kinds of old pals would be coming out of the woodwork trying to pimp my pics.