Here's who elite

Aaron Rodgers
Tom Brady
Drew Brees
*Peyton Manning


That's it. Peyton gets an asterick because he's a playoff cuckold, but he's still among the elite 4. Nobody else is an elite Qb. You don't get to be called elite for making the Super Bowl. Rex Grossman went to a Super Bowl. There's four fucking elite quarterbacks and that's all.


God damn it.

 

Now thank me for clearing that up.

 

Holy shit, I didn't realize how atrocious quarterback play had become until making out this list. I didn't want to include anyone after the top five.


Elite
#1) Aaron Rodgers - QB rating 8.1 points higher than the next highest career mark in NFL history
#2) Tom Brady - most playoff victories in NFL history
#3) Drew Brees - highest yardage total in NFL history

Great
#4) Peyton Manning - beats up on average and bad defenses
#5) Ben Roethlisberger - Two rings, huge QB rating despite being a downfield passer

Pretty good
#6) Matt Ryan - had the best receiving weapons in the league by far
#7) Eli Manning - better than he used to be, but Hall of Fame talk is ridiculous
#8) Joe Flacco - says he's elite to cover for the fact that he has no idea why he's winning

Solid
#9) Russell Wilson - won't get any better, but he's damned impressive
#10) Robert Griffin III - much better running threat than he was at Baylor, or was for his rookie season anyway

Talented but you don't trust them at all
#11) Tony Romo - great outside of pressure moments
#12) Philip Rivers - bought his own hype, needs to get humble again
#13) Andrew Luck - potential is there to move way up, but forced a lot as a rookie
#14) Sam Bradford - better than people realize
#15) Cam Newton - if only he was dedicated to improving
#16) Matt Schaub - meh
#17) Matthew Stafford - what he be without Megatron?
#18) Colin Kaepernick - notice how often his receivers are wide open?

Mediocrity
#19) Alex Smith - can help a team that doesn't need him to do much
#20) Michael Vick - still capable of making plays
#21) Jay Cutler - who cares about "arm talent" if you suck at playing quarterback?
#22) Andy Dalton - pretty average
#23) Josh Freeman - Newton with less running ability
#24) Carson Palmer - Jeff George with a better attitude
#25) Matt Moore - deserves another shot, hopefully in Arizona
#26) Ryan Tannehill - I still think he's an athlete playing quarterback
#27) Nick Foles - some potential there, but a total misfit for Kelly's offense

Start making draft threads
#28) Tim Tebow - could start
#29) Christian Ponder - pretty below average
#30) Jake Locker - an even better athlete doing a worse quarterback impersonation
#31) Ryan Fitzpatrick - how does that contract look now?
#32) Mark Sanchez - not bereft of talent, but he's probably ruined mentally
#33) Kevin Kolb - Never made sense for Arizona's offense
#34) Matt Cassel - a lot like Fitzpatrick
#35) Chad Henne - should have gone to Arizona
#36) Tarvaris Jackson - wouldn't mind him as a backup for Newton

Hilarious
#37) Kyle Orton - his drunk pics were awesome
#38) Brandon Weeden - there's a reason he went to baseball first
#39) Blaine Gabbert - lol
#40) John Skelton - superlol

 

I wonder if Kelly will consider trading for Tyrod Taylor.

 

I wish we had the cap situation to trade Clausen for Sanchez I would love to see the New York media sucking him off as a savior QB

 

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Remember that David Carr game when he jumped over three Buc players? I was at that game, and was fortunate to be sitting beside a drunk black gentleman who kept telling me "WATCH THE QUARTABACK". ever since that day I've known the value of a quartabcck.

 

Cam has been top 5 qb in fantasy since hes been in the league...hed be in the superbowl too if he were on the 49ers or ravens..just sayin.

 

And that fucking matters.

 

So its newtons fault the defense allowed as many points as dicks in your moms ass? For almost 2 seasons..maybe if they could stop someone the offense wouldnt have to score 30 a game to win.