Gilbert

Why didn't he play last night? Haven't heard if he is injured.

 

They said last night that he was "nursing an injury" but I can't remember him getting hurt recently.

 

Guys, I didn't want to tell you this too early, because you'd get too excited (and can't keep a secret).

I have two deals in the works for Puffy...

The first is to the Texans. Two first round picks, a case of Shiner Bock, and the rights to David Carr's progeny - in exchange for the Puffmeister and a dozen Krispy Kreme's (hot off the rack).

The second is to the Skins. I falsified all Gilbert's transcripts, changing "Pittsburgh" to "Florida". Stevevil will give us Arrington and a first round pick. The problem is, we have to downgrade Gilbert's not-that-glowing list of career accomplishments, and basically put him on waivers - to make Stevevil feel like he's getting a legit Gator...

Sorry, I'm still a little giddy after the game Saturday night. Foster, that UCLA for "run your ass over", mate... Fasani has some attitude, and seemed to have a solid understanding of the offense. I even like our reserve OL - compared to the last few seasons. At least there wasn't constant push-back through the line.

Did you guys see my starring moment? I stole Watkins jersey, ran out on the field - of course, that pass didn't go QUITE where I wanted it.

Agreed with Mags - Watkins is, officially, the worst Panthers QB ever. And Foster is definitely the shit. Had to laugh at the article in the Sunday bird-cage-liner...reminding us how good TimmyB was when healthy. Right...

 

TimmieB WAS great . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the two games out of each season that he was healthy.

 

Watkins can't be worse than Lewis, can he?

 

Lewis had WAY more snaps... you gotta give this Watkins kid a few more chances to be as bad as Lewis

 

PLEASE no! I for one don't want to see how much worse he can be. Get Watkins on the wire!

 

For some unknown reason, and the doctors are studying it, Gilbert's ass has slipped further up his back. He now has the highest ass and salary of any human alive. Fox remains uncommental as to what this means for the Panthers. It is so high, Fox says, that he may have to wear a helmet on it.

 

he's gotta share those secrets with Cher. Dammit, another infomercial.

 

AWWWW cut out he's just got old timers disease and is considered to not need preseason. He breaks on a regular basis why busts him up when you already know what he's gonna do.