Franchise QB

And you get to be his "babe". That's not fair, you get all the repressed gay morons around here.

 

Who was the guy that dotted Collin's eyes in a playground fight and claimed he could fuck up 99% of all men?

Anyway we should get him and Purrsy in a TBR pay-per-view playground fight. "Clash of the internet tough guys". Both weighing in at 6'4" 250 and ripped no doubt.

 

Ha. Yeah...

Yeah I was pretty shocked earlier when I was bored at work to hit Cam Newton on the Youtube bar and get a ton of recent shit about him. Some of this, man, is just insane. Some of it is great.

But as a fan...it's nice to be on this side of the fence...

 

I know I hated it. Their fans got so obnoxiously cocky. Of course I hated them beating us something like 71-0 in one season.

 

The hope side, yes. The 0-2 side still sucks.

 

Lmao.

God, the funny thing is, I think it was two years ago, someone tried to do this very thing, and put this together, and I don't even know the guy. I'm not ripped, but I'm not fat either, and I'm also a pretty confident guy who thinks he's better than most people. Sure, one day it'll get my teeth kicked in, but it hasn't happened yet, so I'm not too worried. Simple and plain, I've calmed way down since back in the day. I used to be that guy who hit opposing teams' fans at the stadium, but then alas, I grew up.

Hmmm, so what was I talking about again?

Pi, do you want to be my boyfriend? You seemed upset that grad was getting the love...oh yeah, sorry- back to topic, because Collin has put so much effort into making this a great thread, this splitting hairs about what makes the difference between an elite and franchise QB.

Hm. So is Cam our franchise guy yet? No, only two games, no, of course not. We'll build our team around him, but he is NOT our franchise QB yet. No. Gotta play more, gotta win. That rookie has to play better than Philip Rivers to be a franchise guy, because Rivers isn't good enough to be a franchise guy. Something like that...wait, am I back peddling now?

So what was everyone talking about again? Did we ever come to a consensus?

Of course not.

Pi, do you want to suck my dick, fella? I'll totally do it.

Sorry Collin. Your thread, despite your best efforts, has gone down the shitter. RIght down the shit pipe, bro. Is that a pun for Pi and grid?

 

It'll change when our defense catches up to the scheme, and trust where they should be. We'll get gashed less, and we can worry about our fundamentals again. Also, when we run more, and run effectively. Because all the shit about a pass being as good as a run is bullshit, unless you're just talking about yards, but it means shit when you ask a defense what they expect and have to respect when it comes to their responsibilities - especially the backers and safeties.

It matters.

We need to run more.

 

wow. 10 pages. nice work kids.

 

at least they're keeping it all here in one thread ... much appreciated