during dinner drink

anyone ever do shots while they're eating dinner at a restaurant? you don't see that shit too often. and chances are, it'll piss off your date.

 

I've done it, and for exactly that reason.

 

If you're at a really nice place and after you get your food you ask the waitress to bring you a couple shots of, say, Wild Turkey -- Here's what you can expect: the waitress will immediately run back to tell the chef. He'll get all bent because you're "ruining" his creation and he'll have her suggest wine instead. I don't know how many waitresses and/or chefs I've had to tell to fuck the fuck off. one? two maybe. I lost track years ago, around the time of The Great Quail Hollow Acid Trip and Mushroom Fest. I hadn't eaten all day and around 4 p.m., while laying on my back on a blanket, holding a pinwheel in my teeth and watching it spin in the breeze, vomited up what seemed like a gallon of Boone's Farm. I surveyed the puddle and saw my hit laying right in the middle of it. Of course I fished it out, popped it back in my mouth, moved my blanket and counted bees flying in and out of a hive perched on an oak tree branch high above me (18 feet, five and one half inches to be exact). Later, I hopped on top of a large round bale of hay and rode to Constantinople and back. Luckily for me, this particular haybale was equipped with an 8 track tape deck and I had a NRBQ tape hidden in my tunic. Damn, it seems like just yesterday.

 

I suggest going to places where the house wine is Jagermeister.

 

Been there, done that.

 

restaraunt no. Bar yes.

 

HAHA..gotta try that!

 

NRBQ = New Riders of Barbeque? or I guess that would be NRBBQ...?

 

New Rhythm and Blues Quartet...

 

Saw them at Amos' Southend two years ago. They weren't half bad.