dumbo ears

my friend Danner gets teased about his large, floppy ears quite a bit. even the preacher manages to throw a few one-liners his way during his weekly sermon. "Got yer ears on Danner?" a slight, muffled, chuckle ripples through the congregation. "Hear me all the way back there Danner?" it becomes uncomfortable to witness such unabashed torment at times.

but enough about that.

i would really like to help Danny Boy out, but i dont know anything about ear-reduction surgery or even how to approach him about the situation. his are the size of nicely formed zucchini leaves and protrude outward from his head at an 87 degree angle, slight overhang on the left side. a decent breeze will cause him to fish-tail all over the sidewalk until he re-gains control. sometimes his head wobbles in the wind like a stop sign in hurricane force winds. its a sad sight.

might we take some suggestions for consideration from the panel here? i think we might. think of Danner.

 

Get the other one done to match the other's 87 deg angle. Might cut out the fishtailing, and going in circles.

 

poor danner

 

I'm pretty handy with scissors and needle/thread.

 

holy fuck, this guy may be on to something

 

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I am agreed with jjhon that Dumbo ears generally means that their ears are big in size in comparision to their body....... removal company moving companies removals.......

 

Danner is rolling his eyes

 

then what is your point elvis?

 

Teach him how to fly. Worked in that elephant cartoon movie.