Draft simulator

Good.

 

28
CB DARQUEZE DENNARD
MICHIGAN STATE
60
DE SCOTT CRICHTON
OREGON STATE
92
WR CODY LATIMER
INDIANA
128
WR BRUCE ELLINGTON
SOUTH CAROLINA
168
QB TAJH BOYD
CLEMSON
204
OT JUSTIN BRITT
MISSOURI
225
TE COLT LYERLA
OREGON

 

28. Darqueze Dennard CB Michigan State
60. Morgan Moses OT Virginia
92. Bruce Ellington WR South Carolina
128. Cody Latimer WR Indiana
168. Bennett Jackson CB Notre Dame
204. Matt Hazel WR Coastal Carolina
225. Kerry Hyder DT Texas Tech

 

28) DT RA’SHEDE HAGEMAN MINNESOTA - I know, lolDT, but Hageman is an elite physical talent. He gets dogged all the time for laziness and taking plays off, but when Rotoworld's Greg Peshek actually charted production Hageman's impact per play ranked among the very best in this draft class. Either Hardy or CJ will be gone after this season, so it wouldn't be a terrible idea to try Short at LDE since Hageman would be a clear upgrade at DT. Or you could just use all three of them together in a rotation. So not a need, obviously, but you shouldn't pass on elite talent.

60) OT CYRUS KOUANDJIO ALABAMA - Arthritic knees are worse than someone coming off an ACL injury, so even at the bottom of the second round this would make me nervous.

92) TE TROY NIKLAS NOTRE DAME - No way he falls anywhere close to this far. I'd actually be surprised if he makes it to #60. Even with Dickson in house, Niklas is such a quality prospect at tight end that I'm willing to overlook bigger needs. It would be great to have someone who can actually block, and Niklas is underrated as a pass catcher. I like his chances of making Pro Bowls at some point.

128 WR BRUCE ELLINGTON SOUTH CAROLINA - Still my guy.

168 S VINNIE SUNSERI ALABAMA - Everyone loves my product.

204 OT JUSTIN BRITT MISSOURI - I can't stop sampling my own product.

225 WR KEVIN NORWOOD ALABAMA - Norwood's talent and skill makes you wonder why he didn't do more at Alabama. He's pretty good at running routes, pretty good at catching the ball, and pretty athletic.

 

Blue, yellow, pink -- whatever man, just keep bringing me that!

 

Im so bitter that I'm busy this time of year. There are so many things I want to talk about draft wise, but no goddamn time.

I still think we're going to attack the OL. I think we have to. Cam's just gonna have to throw the the pieces of shit we have.

 

That would be the wisest course of action, but conventional wisdom means nothing to Gettleman. He's going to do what he wants to do.

 

I know. Im half thinking we're going to snatch a safety. If Pryor is there, watch.

I just ... I've lost faith in this guy. This offseason has been a fucking train-wreck, and for anyone to pretend otherwise, is naive.