deep-fried koala bear testicles

anyone have a decent recipe for gumbo?

 

I suppose you can substitute Koala Testicles wherever you see fit:


Recipe Summary
Difficulty: Easy
Prep Time: 1 hour
Cook Time: 1 hour 45 minutes
Yield: approximately 8 to 10 servings
User Rating:





1/4 cup oil
6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 cups onion, chopped
1 cup green bell pepper, chopped
1 cup celery, diced
3 large garlic cloves, minced
4 cups chicken broth
1 tablespoon chicken base
3 cups water
2 bay leaves
1 1/2 teaspoons dried thyme
1 teaspoon dried basil
1/3 cup dried parsley
1 teaspoon lemon pepper
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
2 teaspoons House Seasoning, recipe follows
2 tablespoons soy sauce or Worcestershire sauce
1 (14 1/2-ounce) can diced tomatoes seasoned with garlic, basil, and oregano or 2 cups fresh diced tomatoes
4 cups sliced Cajun-style fresh link sausage
4 cups cut okra (fresh or frozen)
2 cups oysters and liquor
1/2 pound crabmeat
1 1/2 pounds fresh peeled shrimp
3 cups bay scallops
File powder

In a large pot combine oil and flour. Cook over medium heat stirring constantly until the roux has browned to a light chocolate color. Add onion, pepper, celery and garlic. Saute for 2 to 3 minutes, stirring constantly. Slowly add chicken broth, and chicken base, stirring as you go. Add water, bay leaves, thyme, basil, parsley, lemon pepper, cayenne pepper, House Seasoning, soy sauce and tomatoes. Cut sausage into 1/2-inch pieces. Add to pot along with okra. Cover pot and simmer for 1 to 1 1/2 hours, stirring occasionally. Add oysters, crabmeat, shrimp and scallops. Simmer for an additional 15 minutes. Serve over hot buttered rice. Sprinkle with file powder on top of bowl and stir in.

Tip: Add file powder after putting gumbo into individual serving bowls. Adding file into the pot will make the gumbo too thick as File powder acts as a thickening agent.

House Seasoning:
1 cup salt
1/4 cup black pepper
1/4 cup garlic powder Mix ingredients together and store in an airtight container for up to 6 months. Yield: 1 1/2 cups

 

what do they mean by oysters and liquor? do I get to choose what kind of booze to put in it?

sounds good 'cept for the okra

 

I'm not sure what they mean by that. Looks like a good place to substitute Koala Testicles.

This is called Savannah Seafood Gumbo, which could explain the Okra. If you've ever heard of Paula Deen, that's who's recipe this is. It's from Food Network. It's very rare to have anything of hers and it not be good.

 

people DIE every yeaR frying in their houses!!!!!!! IT IS NOT FUNNY bastard!!

 

This liquor is what the liquid/slime that comes with the oysters is called, not booze.
dumbass :imagestor

 

quality.

 

I think I'd like gumbo if it didn't have onions, okra and bell peppers in it[Well, okra anyhow, but then it wouldn't be gumbo.].