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Cultmaster 2000

Discussion in 'Religion & Spirituality Forum' started by Rob, Jul 2, 2006.

  1. Jul 2, 2006 at 6:30 PM #1
    Rob

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    Welcome to CultMaster 2000
    The power of modern computer technology
    joins the ancient battle against cults!

    Have you ever felt like you were the only authentic Christian left? Now you can prove it, with the new CultMaster 2000 CD-Rom package. CultMaster 2000 is produced by Kingdom of the Kults, Inc., a business founded by experienced professional cult-fighters who now make their skills available to you. For just $99.99, the CultMaster 2000 will let you prove that anyone who doesn't see things your way is any of the following:

    * non-Christian
    * a member of a cult
    * a heretic
    * a Satan worshipper
    * plotting to take over the world
    * brainwashed
    * fanatic
    * overweight
    * a Republican
    * a member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
    * an Amway dealer

    Cultmaster 2000
     
  2. Jul 2, 2006 at 7:02 PM #2
    articulatekitten

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    :rofl:

    I know a few folks who'd jump on this :D
     

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