corn

Once there were two mice who lived in a museum.
One evening after the museum had closed; the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armour.
Before he knew it, he was lost.
"Help!" he shouted to his friend, "Help me make it though the knight!"

 

corn? as in cornball? hehehe

didnt elvis sing that tune?


"thankyou...thankyou very much."

 

Dunno; coulda been a gay thing.

 

jazz!!!! I am shocked! That sucked!...real bad

 

this is corn...10 painful puns

1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as: - The lesser of two weevils.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that: - you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: - "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root al? - He wanted to transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, - "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! - If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival
florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: - Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) - A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. and finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. - unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

 

Re: this is corn...10 painful puns

You're wrong - three did - 6, 7 and 9. 10 didn't count.

 

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