Corn on the Cob

Why does it have pubic hair?

 

Legend has it that two guys crashed their plane on a remote south Pacific island. They wandered around and finally found a little old lady living in a shack. She said that she could get them back to civilization if one of them screwed her. So one pilot went outside while the other went into the bedroom to do the dastardly deed. The old lady laid down on the bed and closed her eyes in anticipation of the first lay she'd had in 20 years. The pilot said "Damn, this is gross" and noticed a bowl of cooked corn-on-the-cob sitting on the nightstand. He says "Aha!" and commences to do her with ears of corn. He'd get one buttered up with her love juice and throw it out the window, grab another ear, etc. until she was satisfied.
She then thanked him and told him how to get back to civilization. He went outside and told his buddy how he foiled having to screw her, feeling proud of himself for his ingenuity. His buddy says "Damn, I thought somebody was throwing butter ears of corn out the window while you were screwing."
So, that's why corn on the cob comes with pubic hairs.

 

Glad I boiled that shit.