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Cooper is in trouble

Discussion in 'Carolina Panthers' started by Panthrs, Sep 16, 2003.

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  1. Sep 16, 2003 at 3:26 PM #71
    meatpile

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    That would be cool. Like that movie gladiator.

    They might even sodomize one another.

    Do you think concession sales would increase or decrease if a group of the stronger 'entertainers' were to sodomize one of the weaker 'entertainers'?
     
  2. Sep 16, 2003 at 3:34 PM #72
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    I asked that question once a long time ago, I was it told it depends on if you've been drinking or not
     
  3. Sep 16, 2003 at 3:39 PM #73
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    Well yeah.
     
  4. Sep 16, 2003 at 3:59 PM #74
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    ColinG Just Football Please

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    Okay, I'll bite...

    When I go to the sports bar I'll have a beer at the beginning of the game and sometimes at halftime (with my meal). I then drink Diet Coke for the rest of the evening. What would your lawyer/cop friends recommend if I'm pulled over on my way home from the game? (Total time - 3 hours. Number of beers - 2)
     
  5. Sep 16, 2003 at 4:02 PM #75
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    I'll have to get back to you on that one. My cop friend would never pull you. He works in Charleston and half the drivers there are drunk. My lawyer friend would charge you a fee to give you an answer these days.
     
  6. Sep 16, 2003 at 4:13 PM #76
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    I once drank a pitcher and smoked a bunch of dope and went for a drive.

    Just once. The other 400 times I've driven drunk, other than mopeds and go-carts, it was liquor and LSD. That's alot harder than you might think.

    Nitrous Oxide is a disaster while driving.
     
  7. Sep 16, 2003 at 4:13 PM #77
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    One beer per hour... if you have had less then you're in the clear
     
  8. Sep 16, 2003 at 4:14 PM #78
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    Oh but I will also say that depends on each person's individual metabolism as well... but my numbers are an average
     
  9. Sep 16, 2003 at 4:16 PM #79
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    I knew a guy ate rohypnol and got a DWI on his bike in college.

    What's more, it was pitch black and the IDIOT didn't have a bike light.
     
  10. Sep 16, 2003 at 4:17 PM #80
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    I refuse to mention the stupid shit I have done.
     
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