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commandments that didn't make the cut

Discussion in 'Religion & Spirituality Forum' started by gridfaniker, Oct 11, 2007.

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  1. Oct 11, 2007 at 12:58 PM #1
    gridfaniker

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    The Book of Stan says that when Moses went into the mountains and came back with the 10 commandments, there were originally 17 but they wanted to whittle it down to 10. A nice round number and The 17 Commandments just didn't roll of the tongue properly. But Stan doesn't say what commandments were cast aside. Does anyone have a clue what they are? Sly? VP? Hasbro?
     
  2. Oct 11, 2007 at 1:14 PM #2
    reb

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    #13. Thou shalt not bogart that joint.
     
  3. Oct 11, 2007 at 3:38 PM #3
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    Thou shalt not speaketh in unnecessarilyeth grandiouse languageth.
     
  4. Oct 11, 2007 at 3:41 PM #4
    vpkozel

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    Hope is greater than Faith.
     
  5. Oct 11, 2007 at 4:27 PM #5
    gridfaniker

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    16. Thou shalt not drinketh directly from the milk vessel
     
  6. Oct 11, 2007 at 4:30 PM #6
    slydevl

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    12. Thou shalt not taunt Happy Fun Ball
     
  7. Oct 12, 2007 at 6:15 PM #7
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    must have been all those 'thou shall not' about homosexuality
     
  8. Oct 18, 2007 at 1:11 PM #8
    MikeNinerHunt

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    very underrated SNL commercial
     
  9. Oct 18, 2007 at 1:14 PM #9
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  10. Nov 11, 2007 at 10:03 AM #10
    Wp28

    Wp28 I had that dream again...

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    #17 Though shall not refrain from posting pictures of your naked boobies in the cafe
     
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