Canned resposes...

I predict these responses from the sportswriters, in general as we will read on Monday regarding the outcome of the Panthers-Packers game (you can include these in Chris Berman's remarks Sunday also):

Scenerio 1: Packers win by > 7 pts.

Response: Packers are on a roll! See we told you Carolina sucks.


Scenerio 2: Packers win by < 7 pts.

Response: Packers put Panthers in their place.....we told you they weren't for real.


Scenerio 3: Panthers win by < 7 pts.

Response: Panthers get by Packers. Packers have lost a step.
The injury bug has beaten them. The Panthers real test will be to see if thay can be lucky enough to get to 5-0 next week against Zona. Jake the Snake will eat up their weak, untested secondary.


Scenerio 4: Panthers beat Packers by > 7 pts.

Response: What's wrong with the Packers? They have hit rock bottom, and Favre can't save them. The Panthers real test will be when they face Tampa Bay where Johnson & Johnson will shread their weak, untested secondary....IF they are lucky enough to get by Dallas and Zona....

 

If we beat Green Bay...hell, if we get nailed by Green Bay, we will be favored at home vs zona. Nobody is scared of Jake the fake anymore.

 

Damn that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

 

Here's one.......



Scenerio 1: Panthers win

Response: The Panthers are 4-0