Candle In The Wind, 2003

Metro, this one's for you...

CANDLE IN THE WIND (2003)
by MikeNinerHunt

Goodbye Niner Fan, though we knew you very well,
you had the grace to expose yourself, and give opponents' fans hell.
When there were problems at CUSA-talk, you took all the blame,
At first you were tcol49, then they made you change your name.

CHORUS:
And it seems to me, you lived your life like a candle in the wind,
Never knowing how to back down, when the Memphis clowns came rushing in.
Though a few Tiger fans could've got to know you, they acted just like kids,
YOur candle burned out long before, your legend ever did.

Goodbye Niner Fan, though we knew you very well,
if we need a forklift, you'll have one to sell.
Even when you died, kpig still hounded you,
which made it known to all, that he doesn't have a clue.

(Repeat chorus)

 

I liked the beat, easy to dance to, I'll give it a 94.

 

I preferred Grouchos version:


Goodbye Metro Niner, you never were worth knowing well,
you were digusting in how you exposed yourself, and deserve a special kind of hell.
When there were problems at CUSA-talk, it was you who should take all the blame,
At first you were tcol49, but you were an ass by any name.

CHORUS:
And it seems to me, you were a cowpie smelling in the wind,
Your #### was senseless, and like a fool you kept your words rushing in.
When you talked it came out sounding like a snot nosed kid,
Your cowpie stink will disapate like your athletic career did.

Goodbye Metro Niner, you are still not worth knowing well,
but if ever I need a piece of junk forklift, I will find a washed up jock who will sell,
when you were banned, we could not get rid of you,
which made it known to all, that you don't have a clue.

Yes, you were a cowpie in the wind.
A Glory Days athlete,
Who does not know his tide has already come in.
3rd Team All-America don't mean jack to me,
All it means is you are a had been.