Bruise

I'm the pitcher for our softball team. On Saturday, I got shotgunned right on my left love handle. I obviously should have caught the ball. Anyway, it has left it's mark in the form of a softball sized bruise that is absolutely heinous. It doesn't hurt too bad. I shouldn't really worry about it, right?

 

i saw a softball pitcher take a line drive to his left eye. he was wearing glasses and it made a popping sound when it hit. its kinda scarey when you think about it.

 

Love handle -exactly where?

In the back or side? Either way, if you don't have blood in your urine, feel weak, fever, or other symptoms, probably no need to worry.

Unless of course, it forms a clot of some sort, but you wouldn't have anyway of knowing that early on.

Goodnight.

 

drink milk and get lots of rest and pray that the clot doesn't make it to your brain

 

You are going to die before the weekend.

Not from the bruise, but as punishment from God for being a crappy fielding pitcher.

 

Dude, I'm well aware. It was in the first inning, too. I had the entire game on the mound to think about not making that play.

 

Who were y'all playing?


Street & Smith's is going to win again this year!

 

agreed. I gave up six bombs to those guys.

 

I heard. Just didn't know it was you at the time.

 

...talk about asking for punishment.