Brandon Smith's college tape is a can of smashed assholes

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As a player, he actually reminds me of Eric Reid, meaning he'll be stuffing the stat sheet full of meaningless tackles 8 yards past the line of scrimmage. He doesn't take on blocks and he's generally useless playing downhill, as he has no feel or moves as a blitzer. Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane. Jesse Luketa (#40) is clearly better, and he was drafted three rounds later.


Shitty pick. Shitty team. Shitty teams stay shitty by making shitty picks.



Another life mystery solved.




Happy Memorial Day, everyone.

 

But his RAS!

 

We will draft the LSU track team next April

 

I'm appropriately buzzed this afternoon.



Matt Rhule takes it up the ass for 50 cents. His college biases are going to set this franchise back a decade.

 

Rhule is here for 5 more seasons.

Remember to stay hydrated panthers fans

 

I'm appropriately hammered this evening.



David Tepper is a weak, white cuckold who will set this franchise back three decades. The rebuild starts in 2052.