Bill Walker (KSU) pisses his pants at the end ofthe game (literally)

Theres video and more of it out there. Fucking hilarious.

 

classic

 

That's some funny shit right there.

 

and the deadspin responses...

BY CHAMOMILES DAVIS AT 11/30/07 12:39 PM

"Kansas State is terrible. Walker's got to go." -- levis107

BY GHOSTSOFTHESCUPCOUNTRY AT 11/30/07 12:39 PM

The equipment manager deserves a full 4 year ride for that...and a raise.

BY BRAD LEE AT 11/30/07 12:41 PM

Najeh Davenport is not impressed.

BY STAY AWAY FROM OPRAH AT 11/30/07 12:41 PM

This story is great.... for me to pee on.

/triumphtheinsultpuppy

Image of Glossina Glossinidae BY GLOSSINA GLOSSINIDAE AT 11/30/07 12:41 PM

A-Rod said he would help next time. And by help, he means he would hold the towel. And by hold the towel, he means he would like to be close to Bill Walker's penis.

Image of PeteJäyhawk™ BY PETEJäYHAWK™ AT 11/30/07 12:41 PM

In Manhattan, KS, this counts as civilized behavior.

Image of ClueHeywood BY CLUEHEYWOOD AT 11/30/07 12:41 PM

Huggins used to just recruit players with academic problems...now they're not even housebroken.

Image of Steve518 BY STEVE518 AT 11/30/07 12:41 PM

gotta go gotta go gotta go right now

Image of UkraineNotWeak BY UKRAINENOTWEAK AT 11/30/07 12:41 PM

Sitting courtside, out of camera range, with hand stretched out, Moises Alou.

Image of ASox BY ASOX AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

Was Erin Andrews covering the game? Why else would he feel the need to rub one out courtside?

Image of 'Suss--' BY 'SUSS--' AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

Onlookers were amazed that Walker had to shake the final drops for almost 3 minutes.

Image of Phatty BY PHATTY AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

Micheal Beasley makes grown men piss themselves.

Image of Steve518 BY STEVE518 AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

@ClueHeywood: +1

Image of Lady Andrea BY LADY ANDREA AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

Well, it's hard when urine the middle of a game.....

Image of Juancho BY JUANCHO AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

Rick Chandler, do you have a special laundry hamper for the pee-pee towels?

Image of Tuffy BY TUFFY AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

Someone should have told the Knicks about the towel trick last night when they needed it.

Image of Sandy Magic Jackson BY SANDY MAGIC JACKSON AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

Equipment Manager at the washing machines: "Wait, this isn't gatorade!"

Image of oldefreddjung BY OLDEFREDDJUNG AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

...and then mangino came over from KU and ate the towel.

Image of frightenedinmate2 BY FRIGHTENEDINMATE2 AT 11/30/07 12:42 PM

Coincidence that this is adjacent to the JoePa post?

Image of The Fan’s Attic BY THE FAN’S ATTIC AT 11/30/07 12:43 PM

What? It helps with the calluses.

--M_alou4549

Image of youstayclassy BY YOUSTAYCLASSY AT 11/30/07 12:43 PM

'No one will see me here..'

Image of UkraineNotWeak BY UKRAINENOTWEAK AT 11/30/07 12:43 PM

R Kelly asks, "Isn't this what the female team manager is for?"

Image of Brazil Thrill BY BRAZIL THRILL AT 11/30/07 12:43 PM

Piss-poor manners, if you ask me.

Image of The Fan’s Attic BY THE FAN’S ATTIC AT 11/30/07 12:43 PM

@UkraineNotWeak: shit...too slow.

Image of Bob Sheppards Flock BY BOB SHEPPARDS FLOCK AT 11/30/07 12:44 PM

Better than Uta Pippig in the Boston Marathon

Image of McCroskey BY MCCROSKEY AT 11/30/07 12:44 PM

This story is a pisser

Image of Tebow2007 BY TEBOW2007 AT 11/30/07 12:44 PM

Urine for a long night when this is a highlight

Image of Weed Against Speed BY WEED AGAINST SPEED AT 11/30/07 12:44 PM

Uromysitisis is no joking matter.

Image of 'Suss--' BY 'SUSS--' AT 11/30/07 12:44 PM

Bill Walker and I finally have something in common, now that there's pictures of him on the Internet urinating.

Image of Upstate Underdog BY UPSTATE UNDERDOG AT 11/30/07 12:45 PM

threadjack

3 detained in Sean Taylor investigation

/end threadjack

Image of UkraineNotWeak BY UKRAINENOTWEAK AT 11/30/07 12:46 PM

The late Alan Sheppard would not be impressed.

Image of LostinTheOffice BY LOSTINTHEOFFICE AT 11/30/07 12:46 PM

Richard Gasquet wants us to know that he is not interested in this story at all.

[deadspin.com]

Image of EdFinnerty BY EDFINNERTY AT 11/30/07 12:46 PM

The tragedy here is that those towels really tied the sideline together.

Image of Wolf Blitzer BY WOLF BLITZER AT 11/30/07 12:46 PM

Psssht, Kansas has it way worse than K-State. At least twice this season, the Kansas AD had to call in an 18-wheeler to remove Mangino Excrement from the playing field during the 4th quarter alone.

Image of Upstate Underdog BY UPSTATE UNDERDOG AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

@Upstate Underdog: [www.miamiherald.com]

Image of Chamomiles Davis BY CHAMOMILES DAVIS AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

I heard a rumor Walker's going to transfer to the University of Rhode Island, Newport campus.

Image of Jefferson Short Bus BY JEFFERSON SHORT BUS AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

Fergie is not impressed. She didn't need to hide behind a towel.

Image of Lanny's Mustache Rides BY LANNY'S MUSTACHE RIDES AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

Towels can then be used for a 'golden sponge-bath'.

Image of Chamomiles Davis BY CHAMOMILES DAVIS AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

@EdFinnerty: +1

Image of Brazil Thrill BY BRAZIL THRILL AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

@UkraineNotWeak:


Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you,
Pee on you I wanna pee on you I wanna piss on you

Image of Headhunting Canuck BY HEADHUNTING CANUCK AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

Manny Ramirez plans to try this method out next year, he will never have to use the green wall again.

Image of Jews For Purple Jesus BY JEWS FOR PURPLE JESUS AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

Was Erin Andrews covering this game? Because that would make me want to piss in a towel. And by piss I mean masturbate.

Image of Tuffy BY TUFFY AT 11/30/07 12:47 PM

Diaper dandy, indeed.

Image of being sven BY BEING SVEN AT 11/30/07 12:48 PM

Bill must be a big Bear Grylls fan.

Image of Carlton_Whitfield BY CARLTON_WHITFIELD AT 11/30/07 12:49 PM

No doubt his father just got out of a Red Chinese prison.

Image of StupidAngelos BY STUPIDANGELOS AT 11/30/07 12:50 PM

Finally, KSU is #1.

Image of PenskeMaterial BY PENSKEMATERIAL AT 11/30/07 12:50 PM

Hey! You're making me spray! I think I cut my penis on the lid!

Image of msb2 BY MSB2 AT 11/30/07 12:50 PM

Maybe its because I'm a chick, but I'm not quite seeing how he's successfully peeing onto those towels. Through his shorts???

Image of Sh!tShow BY SH!TSHOW AT 11/30/07 12:51 PM

I told you I'm important!

-Towelie

Image of Rickeybeingrickey BY RICKEYBEINGRICKEY AT 11/30/07 12:51 PM

Dwight Schrute would have cut his dick on the towel.

Image of pr0ff3ss0r_j3rkwh3at BY PR0FF3SS0R_J3RKWH3AT AT 11/30/07 12:51 PM

@Jews For Purple Jesus: and by in a towel, I mean on her

Image of Rickeybeingrickey BY RICKEYBEINGRICKEY AT 11/30/07 12:51 PM

@PenskeMaterial: A minute behind, shit.

Image of Big Daddy Drew BY BIG DADDY DREW AT 11/30/07 12:52 PM

Only peeing on the towel?

Amateur.

Image of Bill Belichicks Videographer BY BILL BELICHICKS VIDEOGRAPHER AT 11/30/07 12:52 PM

Good thing Jerry Tarkainian isnt the coach.

Image of WheelOfOrton BY WHEELOFORTON AT 11/30/07 12:53 PM

Consider him Sammy Davis Jr!

Image of TheNorvFace BY THENORVFACE AT 11/30/07 12:53 PM

I think that will be the only 'towel peeing' tag I will ever see.

Image of twoeightnine BY TWOEIGHTNINE AT 11/30/07 12:53 PM

And I thought that my method of peeing in a cup and pouring in out the window of a moving van was brilliant.

Image of Ihateyourteam BY IHATEYOURTEAM AT 11/30/07 12:53 PM

good thing he didn't need to shit.

Image of J-No BY J-NO AT 11/30/07 12:54 PM

Who knew he was dating Lisa Nowak.

 

Image of Ihateyourteam BY IHATEYOURTEAM AT 11/30/07 12:56 PM

Good thing no one was around to see, you know since it was NCAA Basketball before March.

Image of Arriaga_II BY ARRIAGA_II AT 11/30/07 12:57 PM

If only Chris Webber would've tried this in the Final Four...

Image of LingeringBursitis BY LINGERINGBURSITIS AT 11/30/07 12:57 PM

I think the Dude just found Suspect #1 in the carpet-pissing incident

Image of Carson BY CARSON AT 11/30/07 12:57 PM

Who leaked this story to the press?

Image of thefuseproject BY THEFUSEPROJECT AT 11/30/07 12:57 PM

Would a Kim Kardashian- Ray J. reference be appropriate here, or am I just revealing my addiction to porn. And by "addiction" I mean...addiction. Damn.

Image of Jack Cobra BY JACK COBRA AT 11/30/07 12:59 PM

Oregon must have scared the piss out of him

Image of twoeightnine BY TWOEIGHTNINE AT 11/30/07 01:01 PM

Maybe its because I'm a chick, but I'm not quite seeing how he's successfully peeing onto those towels. Through his shorts???

Well you see, boys have a penis...

(He has towels down his shorts.)

Image of District 5 Dangler BY DISTRICT 5 DANGLER AT 11/30/07 01:02 PM

@Carson: "leaked" +1

Image of WheelOfOrton BY WHEELOFORTON AT 11/30/07 01:02 PM

@WheelOfOrton: .... or Miles Davis. -10

Image of Big Daddy Drew BY BIG DADDY DREW AT 11/30/07 01:05 PM

+1 everybody

Image of PeteJäyhawk™ BY PETEJäYHAWK™ AT 11/30/07 01:06 PM

Image of Chamomiles Davis BY CHAMOMILES DAVIS AT 11/30/07 01:07 PM

@WheelOfOrton: Huh? Wha?

Image of Gourmet Spud BY GOURMET SPUD AT 11/30/07 01:07 PM

@WheelOfOrton:

Peeing in your pants: Miles Davis
Peeing on a towel: Chamomiles Davis
Anything else on a towel: BDD

Image of District 5 Dangler BY DISTRICT 5 DANGLER AT 11/30/07 01:08 PM

With the cameramen distracted, Beasley upper-decked Oregon's Gatorade cooler

Image of David Hume BY DAVID HUME AT 11/30/07 01:08 PM

The scouting reports on him say that he's not much of a dribbler.

Image of Gourmet Spud BY GOURMET SPUD AT 11/30/07 01:09 PM

@PeteJäyhawk™:

+1 to you sir.

Image of roland_t_flakfizer BY ROLAND_T_FLAKFIZER AT 11/30/07 01:11 PM

I haven't seen this much excretion since UCLA beat gonzaga in '06

Image of Phatty BY PHATTY AT 11/30/07 01:12 PM

I've tried this at work, and I didn't get nearly the same positive reaction.

Image of Chamomiles Davis BY CHAMOMILES DAVIS AT 11/30/07 01:23 PM

Always make sure to shake off your defender.

Image of blastitbiggs BY BLASTITBIGGS AT 11/30/07 01:25 PM

Now that's a Terrible Towel.

Image of Port City Gangsta BY PORT CITY GANGSTA AT 11/30/07 01:31 PM

West Virginia fans are not impressed.

Image of DonGerard BY DONGERARD AT 11/30/07 02:13 PM

"Well, maybe you could just try using a towel, honey."

-- J.J. Reddick's girlfriend

Image of ComradeFesenko BY COMRADEFESENKO AT 11/30/07 02:42 PM

How do you not get stage fright in that situation?

Image of msb2 BY MSB2 AT 11/30/07 03:00 PM

@twoeightnine: Oh...a...p..penis?

See, I saw the towels up front, but it looks like he just has hands down his pants. I guess I can see now that there are some towels in the pants too.

Image of FightTiger BY FIGHTTIGER AT 11/30/07 03:20 PM

I once peed in public while in kansas... granted, it was on Allen Field House... but I'm guessing it was no less satisfying than our classy kansan Mr. Walker's stunt.

No commenter image uploaded BY ILLINIOWL AT 11/30/07 03:38 PM

Bill Walker & Byron White. Same initials. Both played at Big 8 schools. One plays on a court, the other served on a Court. And now they've got the same nickname.

FROM WWW.STARTRIBUNE.COM: THE INTERNETS: TOWEL RELIEF IS VERY NICE ON RANDBALL AT 11/30/07 05:13 PM

A basketball player for Kansas State peed into a towel during a game. No, seriously. The Sean Taylor case gets interesting. All Johan, all the time, says Joe C. He also linked to the audio of the Delmon Young bat flip; here’s the video.

Image of Greek McPapadopoulos BY GREEK MCPAPADOPOULOS AT 11/30/07 06:17 PM

@WheelOfOrton: or Larry Craig.

/old Deadspin reference.

I'm most disappointed that I read the recap of the game in two Oregon papers, and neither mentioned this.

Image of RedRight88 BY REDRIGHT88 AT 12/01/07 12:25 AM

Can someone photoshop in the guy from the Flomax commercial watching the generic game drinking his generic soda? Note: he must be pointing and laughing.