Biggest Cuckold of 2012

For me, I have to give it to Smith. Tebow would've been the guy, but really, he didn't even start, and everyone knows he's not a prototypical mold for a QB, so I don't think anyone was expecting big things.

Smith however, gets to hold a clipboard during the Superbowl in a season in which he began the starter, because he took a bump on the head and can't run as fast.

 

Regardless of how you feel about Tebow, he went from winning a playoff game to being a special teams gimmick in the same year. That's never happened before and will probably never happen again.

Alex Smith will probably be starting somewhere in 2013. Tebow won't. He's easily the #1 cuck, possibly of all time.

 

Sanchez looked pretty special. Anyone remember the butt play?

 

That was hideous, but in defense of Sanchez (and Tebow I guess), Tony Sparano was probably the worst offensive coordinator in NFL history.

 

Good points, but Tebow chose the Jets, knowing he was going to be a back up. Sure, he was hoping to pull the same shit with Sanchez as with Orton. But he signed as a back up/gimmick player. It's the only reason I vote Smith as the cuckold here...

 

Smith signed back onto a team that had tried to replace him with Manning though

 

I did like how SF secretly flirted with Manning while Smith was a FA. That was some good cuckold action. Then Harbaugh tried to deny it after the fact, like a whore wife saying she's "just friends" with her personal trainer. It's never about friendship - it's about finding a superior male to satisfy her urges. And then bringing that alpha male home for a sultry cuckold session while the husband is locked outside.