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Beer quotes

Discussion in 'Food & Drink Forum' started by PantherPaul, Jun 22, 2006.

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  1. Jun 22, 2006 at 6:12 AM #1
    PantherPaul

    PantherPaul Nap Enthusiasts

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    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

    Cliff Claven from Cheers
     
  2. Jun 22, 2006 at 7:35 AM #2
    El Bastardo

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  3. Jun 22, 2006 at 2:53 PM #3
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    I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
    ~Homer Simpson
     
  4. Jun 22, 2006 at 3:48 PM #4
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    " I'm talkin about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin about Aspen."

    Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber
     
  5. Jun 22, 2006 at 3:51 PM #5
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    [FONT=Book Antiqua, Times New Roman, Times]Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
    Jack Handy[/FONT]
     
  6. Jun 22, 2006 at 3:53 PM #6
    Trace

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    [FONT=Book Antiqua, Times New Roman, Times]24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
    Stephen Wright
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  7. Jun 22, 2006 at 8:58 PM #7
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    A tribute to a Founding Father

    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
     
  8. Jun 23, 2006 at 3:51 AM #8
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    I drink to make me hate you all less, or something.

    -Yinzer
     
  9. Jun 23, 2006 at 11:13 AM #9
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    drink triple, see double and act single -Dukey
     
  10. Jun 23, 2006 at 3:38 PM #10
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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
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