Been knowing you guys for over a year now

Just reading comments, enjoy the dysfunctional relationships you have, and decided--after about 18 months--to join you all in the event I have something to add. A little about me: My wife suggested this as a username while doing laundry. It fits, I suppose.

She also suggested Butt, Butthole, Ass, Asshole, anus, anal cavity, doo--well,you get the idea. Don't know how I will fit in, or if I will, but if you all extend some latitude, I will appreciate it.

 

your wife sounds fun. How can we get in touch with her?

 

Her number is frequently found in most area truck stops. That is how I met her.

 

Welcome Skidmark, your humor is a refreshing breeze in this stagant pool of Flatulennce!

 

Are you related to one of my coworkers I call Fart Blossom?

 

most of us have been in there already, then.


But, no, seriously, welcome.

 

I am assuming that this was my induction, initiation, and the hazing is now finis.

I often assume wrong. Thanks for the welcome. I will do my best not to raise standards.

 

I know fart blossom well. He is an elitist snob. I do not aspire to elevate my station in life by ascending to his lofty standards. Nor do I think I will ever join his social circles and rub elbows with the likes of Barry Dingle, Turd Magnet, and Tree Humper. My skills are limited to an inability to fully control excessive fiber. I am a humble man.

 

so do you tak about things?