B&B's Day at Camp - Episode 1.5

I only dif a half day today, and I didn't have a particularly good view. but here are some things:


- Last time, I told you Daryl Worley took it in the ass for fifty cents. Today he sucked dick for free oxycodene. I actually saw him force an incompletion once. However, he was once again inexplicably beat by Kevin Norwood. He is mostly playing right corner, btw.

- Bene was back. It looks like he's going to be a starter in base, and kick inside on nickle. At least that's what they showed today. Bradberry, Bene, and Worley appear to be the top 3, with McClain the #4. Thankfully Colin Jones isn't playing with the starters.

- Cam seemed a bit sluggish today. Maybe too much white Wofford sorority ass on his off day.

- I've noticed nothing terrible or spectacular about Bradberry so far. The guy I'm kind of digging is Lou Young. He stepped in front of a poorly run dig route by Stephen Hill and had a nice return. He likes to get physical in these practices.

- Stephen Hill fucking sucks. Sorry, Art.

- So does Garrett. Lou Young was up in that shit all day.

- Sanchez appears to be the second string nickleback, and only plays outside corner with the third team. Which means he's useless. Nice pick Dave.

- Philly dropped a couple. Is he allergic to the month of August?

- Tre Boston is mentally ill.

- Man I really like that Miles Shuler cat. He probably sucks ass but I found myself watching his footwork for several minutes. Dude should be teaching Salsa lessons, not playing football.

- Ricky Proehl is the fucking man. Make that guy the head coach in waiting, please.

 

Nice work and good report, thanks, B&B.

 

I bet you are the best ball washer Carolina ever had B&B. Good job keeping all the player balls in tip top condition. Just remember to use a good mouthwash in between ball rinses.

 

and did you ask SY to come and help out? He could stand behind the goalpost and reflect the football back to the 50 yard line with his forehead.

 

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I did see Bradberry get worked by Ginn during one on one drills. Forgot to mention that. Otherwise I haven't noticed many mistakes from 24. He has really, really impressive size for a corner.

 

You ************.

 

I fucking love Spartanburg.

 

"We ain't got no wideouts!"