Anthrax Scare at USC

Got this in an email.

Anthrax Scare at USC
Columbia, SC
Associated Press

University of South Carolina football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after
a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach Lou Holtz immediately suspended practice while police and
the FBI were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined the white substance unknown to
USC players was the goal line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team
was unlikely to encounter the substance again.



Now I know they did score last week, but still funny! Could apply this to your hated team.

 

maybe lawrence taylor was visiting practice

 

poor kids it's homeland security's fault. Should have told them anthrax is too toxic to spread in a line all the way across the field like that.