Anal Itch

is embarassing in public.

 

Anal itching is the irritation of the skin at the exit of the rectum, known as the anus, accompanied by the desire to scratch. Although itching may be a reaction to chemicals in the stool, it often implies that there is inflammation of the anal area.

Causes of anal itching
* Anal itching can be caused by irritating chemicals in the foods we eat, such as are found in spices, hot sauces, and peppers.

* Anal itching also can be caused by the irritation of continuous moisture in the anus caused by frequent liquid stools, diarrhea, or escape of small amounts of stool (incontinence). Moisture increases the possibility of infections of the anus, especially yeast, particularly in patients with dia
betes mellitus or HIV.

* Treatment with antibiotics also can lead to a yeast infection and irritation of the anus.

* Psoriasis also can irritate the anus.

* Abnormal passageways (fistulas) from the small intestine or colon to the skin surrounding the anus can form as a result of disease (such as Crohn's disease), and these fistulas bring irritating fluids to the anal area.

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What you gotta do is have a diversion plan; e.g. lay a big stinky fart. That way everybody will run away and not see you picking at your ass.

 

Makes for stinky fingers as well. Probably a good cure for nose picking or nail biting

 

i find it funny to fart while walking down an aisle at the grocery store, leaving a putrid funk for some one else's olfactory system to discover.

good times.

 

lol...a buttbot.

 

Get some lanacane and keep your finger out of your ass for a few days and it'll be fine!

 

i bet you have given that advice in the past only it mentioned keeping a logging chain out of your ass.