#58

4 game suspension.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...-suspension-carolina-panthers-peds/495073002/

 

Fuck

 

drafting a linebacker?

 

Never thought we would hear this about him

 

Why?

 

He said he has taken these for seven to eight years. And with no problem. May not had known it was about to be tainted or what if? And really he was classy for taking the high road and at least accepted responsibility.
Unlike Tom Brady who fought it in the courts for Deflate Gate. As really in a sense feel bad for him.

 

He can reduce the suspension to two games if he drinks the blood of Pete Rozelle.

 

Wonder how much the reduction would be if he offered Goodell a cuckold position?

 

To be a little more serious for a moment, I'm not sure how much this actually hurts the Panthers now that tackling has essentially been outlawed from the NFL. In fact, assuming Norv Turner doesn't stray too far from a run heavy approach, I think Carolina is poised to run through the 2018 Season like it's a wet paper bag. The rule changes are a massive boon to run heavy teams. You're probably going to see some remarkable, Madden-esque, record-breaking rushing numbers this year. My Super Bowl prediction is Carolina/Jacksonville, and I think The Elders will throw the Panthers a bone this time and give them their first Lombardi Trophy.





Edit: My only concern regarding the Super Bowl is Carroll Philips. He may very well thwart the well laid plans of the white patriarchy.