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20 Questions with Iti

Discussion in 'Charlotte Hornets' started by YINZER, Jul 31, 2003.

  1. Jul 31, 2003 at 6:22 PM #1
    YINZER

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    Ran into Iti at the movies (Seabiscuit) at Concord Mills yesterday and asked him a few questions.

    Me: I noticed that you laughed pretty hard some times when no one else was, why?
    Iti: The jockeys man, short people are funny and you can't get much shorter than a jockey.
    Me: So you must think I'm pretty funny then?
    Iti: Yeah, but not jockey funny.

    Me: Is betting on the ponies a problem that you see following you throughout your life or are you able to control your gambling with the aid of a qualified counselor?
    Iti: What are you talking about?
    Me: Did you like the movie?
    Iti: Yeah.

    Me: Were you aware of the big deal being made over your recent visit to Hickory House BBQ?
    Iti: WTF, I didn't even eat that crap, I had chicken.
    Me: I know, I was there but the whole thing got ----
    Iti: Why are you telling people where I eat?

    Me: Next question. Where did you get that shirt, I like it?
    Iti: My mom sent it to me.

    Me: What are the health benefits of a vegetarian diet?
    Iti: I am not a vegetarian?
    Me: Well, I am not a clock but I still tell people what time it is if they ask.

    Me: How long have you been playing the guitar?
    Iti: I don't play the guitar?
    Me: How about air guitar?
    Iti: (glares at me)

    Me: When was Colorado's Rocky Mountain National Park established?
    Iti: It became the 10th national park in 1915.
    Me: Wow, how did you know that?
    Iti: You are short and I can see it written on your paper.

    Me: If you were a chicken, would you cross the road? If yes, please explain why?
    Iti: What?
    Me: I'll take that as a no.

    Iti: These questions are stupid. Are you almost done?
    Me: I am the one that asks the questions here.

    Me:What rock star deserves a smack in the mouth and why?
    Iti: Axl. Dude, get a fucking grip on it man. He was in the biggest band of the 80's/90's. He has no reason to be so fucking arrogant. Or maybe he has every reason to. Either way, I am sure, like everyone else, I'll still buy the CD when it comes out.
    Me: Word.

    Me: Do you plan on making Butter your bitch.
    Iti: What? No!
    Me: You should.

    Iti: Man, I got to go and you reek of booze. Later.
    Me: Later, we'll finish up when I get back from CA.
    Iti: Whatever.
     
  2. Jul 31, 2003 at 7:06 PM #2
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    :roflmao:
     
  3. Jul 31, 2003 at 9:03 PM #3
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    Great stuff Burgh. I laughed my ass off.
     
  4. Jul 31, 2003 at 11:15 PM #4
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  5. Jul 31, 2003 at 11:53 PM #5
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    LOL that was great

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
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  7. Aug 1, 2003 at 11:54 AM #7
    MikeNinerHunt

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    I can't believe he sat throught the whole interview before he mentioned that you reek of booze. Iti has a weak schnoz!!

    Did you ask about the Brendan Plavich controversy? Not the fact he was drinking and looking to pick up some ass, the fact he was drinking at Stool Pigeons and not Picassos?
     
  8. Aug 1, 2003 at 3:13 PM #8
    YINZER

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    Stopped in Sport Clips today to get my mullet reshaped and noticed Iti had signed the 49er flag they got hanging in there. Tyler Best signed it too, he's awesome.
     
  9. Aug 3, 2003 at 12:43 AM #9
    MikeNinerHunt

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    I stopped in Sports Clips today also, and Benny Moss was just finishing his haircut.
     
  10. Aug 4, 2003 at 5:46 PM #10
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    Where oh where is Martin iti???????
     

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