10 bucks says he eats it....

Haha if you make these do some of Sean May stealing food from little kids.

 

carolinasucks.com

 

Your killing me!!!!!!!

 

Thanks for the website tooo!

 

Collection of 1-liners

This year they are changing the floor of the Dean Dome from wood to cardboard. Why you ask? Well, The Tarheels always look better on paper!!!
How are a UNC fan and a State fan alike? The both don't go to UNC.
How do you keep a Tar Heel out of your back yard? Paint it like an end zone.
<LI>What is blue and white, 100 yards long, and and an IQ of 60?
The front row at Kenan Stadium. You can't spell "Bunch of Pricks" without UNC.
<LI>Question: What is three miles long and has an asshole every foot?
Answer: The Carolina homecoming parade. <LI>Question: Why do the shoes of the basketball players at Carolina say TGIF?
Answer: To remind the players that Toes Go In First. 3 UNC football players, a Rabbi, Little Johnny, a dog walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
The recent expansion of Kenan Stadium to 60,000 seats was a great idea! Now each attendee can have two seats for himself.
How does Coach Torbush keep his players from masturbating? He paints their dicks FSU burgundy and gold so they'll never beat them.
How many UNC grads work for the Psychic Network? None. They can't talk about the future...they only talk about the past.
What did Antwan Jamison get on his SAT? Drool.
What do you get when you cross a UNC fan and a pig? Nothing...there's some things even a pig won't do.
What do Carl Torbush and Billy Graham have in common? They're the only 2 people that can get 50,000 people in a football stadium to rise from their seats and say in unison, "JESUS CHRIST!"
How do you get a Carolina coed into an elevator? Grease her hips and throw in a Twinkie.
What's the difference between an elephant and a UNC coed? 20 lbs. and a mustache.
<LI>Why can't Tarheel Basketball players gain access to the internet?
Because they can't put 3 w's together. <LI>How is the UNC football team like a possum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road. <LI>Did you hear that after last season Dean Smith called the team together and asked them to be pallbearers when he died?
Yeah, he wanted them to let him down one last time. How do you separate the men from the boys in Chapel Hill? With a crowbar.
Did you hear UNC got a new defensive coordinator? Sure did...Johnny Cochran
Don't find yourself driving thru Chapel Hill with your window down , you might find a diploma in your lap.
What do you get when you cross a Tarheel with a groundhog? Six more weeks of bad football.
What is the difference between a UNC fan and a three-week-old puppy? Eventually the puppy will stop whining.
<LI>What's the difference between the Dean Dome and a porcupine? The porcupine has
21,000 pricks on the outside. How many UNC students does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. Two to screw it in, 10 to hang the banner, and the rest to brag about it.
What's the best way to see Chapel Hill? Through your rear view mirror.
How do you get a Carolina grad to leave your front porch? Pay him for the pizza.
The only good thing that ever came out of Chapel Hill was 15-501 to Durham.
UNC researchers announced that they've just discovered another use for sheep: Wool.
What do you call 30 Carolina fans in a basement? A whine cellar.
Why did God make the sky Carolina blue? So we wouldn't have to step in it.
<LI>What's the difference between a Carolina coed and a phone booth?
Only three football players fit in a phone booth. <LI>How many Carolina fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The world revolves around them. What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles in Chapel Hill? OPEN OTHER END!

 

Kris Lang's first pic

 

hehe

 

This is no shit, this recruit for Carolina actually looks like this.





Click here to see Rashad get punked by Deng!

I could watch this all day!!!!