It's official!

Honestly, Grendel, you should come up with your own stuff. I think you've been reading too many of MKNiner's posts

 

As long as he's wearing the Green & White, he's fine by me.

But I must admit, Austrailian basketball players scare me!

 

This particular disorder is known as "Helliwellphobia". Also known as the "thunder from down under", this affliction is the fear of tall, slow, usually caucasian men with no athletic ability whatsoever. Sufferers should at all times avoid the phrase "but he holds his hands up high on defense".

Treatment/RX: Doctors should prescribe steady dosages of "Martin Iti" & "Andrew Bogut" to ease the symptoms over time.

 

HH, there was also tall one at High Point U two years back that pulled a Helliwell and left the USofA too. Got into some trouble with the law before leaving and fathered the child of the basketball coach's daughter at High Point Central (she was a HPU student). Thinner than Wade, he was one of the best FT shooters I've ever seen for a big guy, over 80%. That's why those Aussies scare me.

 

Hey HP, were you disappointed in the preseason AP poll? I wasn't. I'm glad we didn't get more early attention; if we did, we'd have a big target painted on our butts.

Speaking of painted butts, that Pi fellow always loved to paint his butt. After he shaved it of course. Always left a heckuva mess in the seats too.

BJ, now you've put your foot in it. Sherlock Pi will use his special high-tech gadgets to figure out that you and I are the same guy. Of course, Pi has figured out that I am the same as 15 other posters, so don't stop him while he's on a roll. I do enjoy reading MK's posts; he doesn't put up with this simpering Pi idiot's nonsense. Neither did Niner Advocate, but the heathen mongrels drove him away. Still, I wonder if he and I are also the same guy.

Hard Harry, I hope that Pi the boy wonder has not now put 2 and 2 together to equal 9 and conclude that you are me too. If so, be careful. He'll be offering bribes soon at the alumni office to anyone who can tell him who you are.

 

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At the request of HP? Thats nice.

Guess what asshole, I dont have a problem with anyone diagreeing with me, I just have a problem with you for making up stories about me and spreading them on message board. Dont worry, everyone that has been around cusa for anytime knows what a jerkoff you are and how many usernames you have used to instigate people.

And stop thinking that you are so elusive. Challenging me to locate you tells me that you have no clue what I do for a living.

 

You are such a fag. That may be the gayest thing I have ever read.

 

I swear, each and every time I am otherwise convinced that you have finally run parallel to the line of pure, utter stupidity, you demonstrate that you have enormous untouched reserves. As far as I know or care, you're a professional tampon. It's so telling that you actually think you are important enough for someone to consider your career failures too, in addition to the many other disasters that form the parameters of your life.

You are a joke, on this and every board you post on. You have no idea how many people enjoy setting you up for these little encounters, and then sitting back and reading the posts as you unravel again and again. So come on big boy, give us another one about how big and strong and tough you are. Your adoring fans are breathless from holding back the laughter. Hey, I heard you were 5'6 when you were 11 years old! What a bruiser you must be!

 

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