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Running Simpsons Quotes Thread

Discussion in 'TV & Movie Discussion' started by lj4three, Feb 24, 2003.

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  1. Mar 7, 2003 at 3:13 PM #21
    smashmouth5

    smashmouth5 Fly Eagles Fly

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    Mr Burns-"Back to work Zutroy, and you'll get that shiny new penny I promised you."

    Lenny-"He's good, but he's no bowl of Special K."

    Homer-"You know, white guys have names like Lenny and black guys have names like Carl."

    Mr Burns-"Hello my name is Mr Snrub, yes that will do, and I come from someplace far away. I say we give the money to the local nuclear power plant."
    Waylon-"I like the way Snrub thinks."

    Mr Burns-"Where you saying Boooo or Boourns?"
    Moleman-"I was saying Boourns."
     
  2. Mar 10, 2003 at 12:12 PM #22
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    Homer: Take it all Marge, take it all!

    Marge: Mmmnph, gklch, mmph, blech!
     
  3. Mar 15, 2003 at 11:23 PM #23
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    Ralph Wiggum: Whats a battle?
     
  4. Mar 17, 2003 at 1:06 AM #24
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    Homer to Marge as he walks out the door: "Gone bowling, not back avenge death."
     
  5. Mar 17, 2003 at 7:22 AM #25
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    Mr Burns: So Smithers, another Friday night is upon us. You'll probably do something GAY no doubt.

    Smithers: WhhhaahahahahaaaWhat?

    Mr Burns: Oh you know, mothers lock up your daughters, Smithers is on the loose.

    Smithers: Oh, yeah. Yes.

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    In the Steel Mill

    Sthand sthill, there'sth a spfark in your hair.

    Get it out get it out!
     
  6. Mar 17, 2003 at 10:54 AM #26
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    Dr. Nick: And you see this thing that looks like my fingerprint- thats trauma!
     
  7. Mar 26, 2003 at 10:14 PM #27
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    Homer: Everytime I learn something new it pushes something old out of my brain. Remember that time I took that home wine making course and forgot how to drive?

    Marge: You didn't forget how to drive, you were drunk!

    Homer: and how
     
  8. Mar 26, 2003 at 10:22 PM #28
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    homer: and how is "education" supposed to make me smarter?
     
  9. Mar 26, 2003 at 10:47 PM #29
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    Homer doesn't go to church

    Bart: Hey, where's Homer?
    Marge: Your father's ... resting.
    Bart: Resting hung over? Resting got fired? Help me out, here.
     
  10. Mar 26, 2003 at 11:01 PM #30
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    Homer meets Mindy in the elevator:

    Homer: Whew! I made it the whole day without seeing her again.
    Aah! I mean, hello!

    Mindy: Heh...I guess we'll be going down together -- I mean,
    getting off togeth -- I mean --

    Homer: That's OK. I'll just push the button for the stimulator -- I
    mean, elevator.


    Excellent episode
     
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