Atlanta Braves Thread

Maybe the PEDs slowed down his bat speed and gave him blurry vision. If that is true the maybe the whole team is on some really shitty PEDs. They have been sucking at the plate so far.
So far, in 4 games with 15 at bats, he is batting .200, 1 walk, 3 SOs, 3 hits.

 

The Braves have designated relief pitcher Hector Neris and brought up 41 year old Jesse Chavez. Neris has ERA of 45.00 on this young season. Yes 45. I guess he just put the ball on the tee for batters. His WHIP(walks plus hits per inning pitched) was a Stevie Wonder like 6.00.

 

Team Stats

team AVG R H HR OBP SLG ERA WHIP BB K OBA Day
ATL .144 8 22 4 .243 .235 5.18 1.50 18 35 .275 0-4
LAD .234 36 45 14 .329 .505 2.62 1.22 27 73 .200 2-0

Just fucking sad so far...

 

When it rains...

"Reynaldo Lopez will undergo arthroscopic surgery on his right shoulder to determine if he has any structural damage. Imaging only showed inflammation. Timetable for return won’t be known until after surgery. You can expect him to miss at least a couple months."

 

The Braves have scored 9 runs total this year in their 0-6 record

 

thanks Paul, I know

 

The Bravos were so close, but the pen couldn't hold a 5-3 lead going into the 8th.
0-7

 

Ugh

 

On the bright side the two teams they have played on the road have a combined record of 15-0. So maybe they'll be able to scratch out a win to a team that has a loss.

 

Yeah the scheduler didn't do yall any favors. Oh look, Freddie Freeman went on DL and they play Paul's favorite team, the Phillies starting tomorrow. The law of average has Dodgers losing eventually so why not one or 2 now