Panthers vs Bears Running Commentary

Jonathan Vilma is blind, stupid, and smokes pole. Terrible announcers today.

 

Go for 2, up 26? Stay classy, Chicago.

 

In retrospect that I'll now pretend I always thought: everyone missed out on Lafleur. He seems to be the most flexible of the Shanahan/mcvay tree probably because hes struck out on his own somewhat. I think he finishes with a couple of rings.

 

Coker looks promising. Hubbard has nearly 100 again.


I still think the line is good, Canales just got into "I GOTTA PASS" mode too early. In game injuries never help.

 

Tepper can eat a bag of dicks!

 

See what happened to Washington with Danny boy the owner left?

A man can dream I guess

But hey, at least we have trans cheerleaders

 

This team has been so horrible and dysfunctional for so long, that it's hard for me to even get upset when they play like this. It's just like, "oh yeah, of course this is how it goes today."


Every Bears game from now on is just going to be three and a half hours of humiliation. It's a public cuckolding session that you have to sit through and then move on.

 

I made it to late 2nd qtr. The die was cast at that point

 

I'm cheering for Dan Morgan, but this roster construction is beyond ridiculous.


So much was tied into "fixing" Bryce Young that's there's nothing left on defense. There's 4th quarter preseason game level talent out there. It's an impossible situation for Evero.

 

Keeping Dalton as the starter while making a zone read package for Young wouldn't be the dumbest way to handle things. I wasn't sure about Bryce's rushing ability because 'Bama never really leaned into it, but he's good at it in the NFL. He can steal a first down or two per game.


Obviously you're not running QB Power, but there's plenty of RPO's with a keeper option. I just feel like it's inevitable they'll switch back this year so you might as well give him some reps. You also save some face in terms of trade value. If teams see the Panthers still trying to develop him, the price to get him goes up.