The "financial flexibility" thread

What are you going to do with all that money, Dave?

 

I'm just a spectator now. I'm no longer going to armchair QB every decision. My opinion doesn't matter. From now on I'm just a lurker, sitting in the corner watching my wife getting fucked.

 

Just sit back and STFU...3 division titles, 15-1, Super Bowl and he made scrubs look good. You guys keep doubting and he keeps making you look like dumb fucks.

 

It's liquid, it's fluid.

 

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to finish 7-9 again
Because a GM softly creeping
Left his seed while I was sleeping
And the dick that was planted in my anus
Still remains
Within the sound
of 7-9

In restless dreams I post alone
Shitty forums of football woe
‘Neath the halo of a youtube
I mocked the team for teasing you
When my eyes were stabbed by the suck of a nickleback
Who's playing out of position
And touched the sound
of 7-9

And in our stadium I saw
Ten thousand Falcon fans, maybe more
DB's running without covering
OT's standing without blocking
Dan Quinn pumping his fist without care
No one dare
Disturb the sound
of 7-9

“Fools” said I, “You do not know
Mediocrity, like a cancer, grows
Read my posts that I might teach you
Play my youtubs that might amuse you”
But my posts like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells
of 7-9

And the people bowed and prayed
To the fat GM god they made
And the GM flashed out his warning
In the words that it was forming
And the GM said “I don't subscribe to the window theory
You win with big men
Nobody lasts forever."
And then he farted, in the sound
of 7-9.

 

It's depressing to realize it was just a 3 million dollar gap. That's less than two average back-ups. Teddy Williams makes one third of that annually. Such a petty thing to lose the NFL'S best cornerback over.

 

Except that most of his decisions have been horrible.

And let's remember that Jordan Gross said he would have kept playing if not for Gettleman, that Steve Smith played better in Baltimore than any wideout in Carolina until he got hurt, and that DeAngelo Williams had 907 rushing yards along with 11 touchdowns last season. Gettleman is an idiot. The Panthers have been winning in spite of him.

 

Back to back to back NFC south titles, NFC championship, a trip to the Super Bow, #1 offense (despite all those guys you mentioned) 15-1....all because of his horrible decisions......ok.