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What can I eat to fart more?

Discussion in 'Food & Drink Forum' started by Dr. Rev Carl Pethos, Dec 18, 2009.

  1. QueenCityHillbilly

    QueenCityHillbilly Bitch, I Will Kill You

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    I start off with at least two bowls of Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios or Kashi every morning. Head to Cook-Out for lunch and eat whatever you want as long as it includes their onion rings. About 4:00 or so, eat a Fiber 1 bar or any kind of fiber bar. Then, at 5:30, eat at least one pack sugar free mints such as breath savers.

    Thanks for asking.
     
  2. jazzbluescat

    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    cheese
     
  3. wossa

    wossa Not a ********* any more

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    whatever it was my dog ate tonight
     
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    Only a guy would ask (or answer) this question.:fart:
     
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    gridfaniker Loathsome

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    dip copenhagen and swallow the juice. guaranteed stinky frequent gas
     
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    Lactose intollerant folks have it easy. A little milk here or a little cheese there and WHAM-O, instant farts.
     
  7. jazzbluescat

    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    Fart sniffer?:rockstar:

    Try brandy.
     
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    try sweet potato..
     
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    Wise One No Doubt

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    Penrose Sausages never fail...


    :woohoo:
     
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    Hard boiled eggs are a winner.
     

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