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Can't figure out which god to worship?

Discussion in 'Religion & Spirituality Forum' started by Galethog, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. Galethog

    Galethog Arrogant SumBitch

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    http://www.godchecker.com/

    This one looks good for me.

    COCOMAMA: Goddess of Health, Happiness and Recreational Drug-taking. But not the Goddess of Chocolate!
     
  2. hasbeen99

    hasbeen99 Fighting the stereotype

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    Interesting. :smile:
     
  3. HollyB

    HollyB Iz Lives

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    If Tbr ever had a God...

    "SELU: Granny Corn. Wife of KANATI, she created corn by rubbing her belly and then having a rather extraordinary bowel motion. Not something we care to pursue in any great detail.


    She was then killed by her sons the THUNDER-TWINS, who decided she must be a witch. Which seems a fair assumption as not many of us have the ability to shit cornflakes."
     
  4. Fro

    Fro FFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffff

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    ACTIVATE! IN FORM OF...
     
  5. juniper10

    juniper10 Junior Member

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    WAHINI-HAI: A nasty demoness.
    The protruding eyes and tongue hanging down to her feet are a dead giveaway. She steals and eats small children.



    NICE.
     

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