HOLY FUCK

Literally!!

 

That is sweet!

 

What do you call 2 cheerleaders in a bathroom stall????

A liquor cabinet

 

Here is the official police report from Tampa

http://www.pantherfanz.net/EDITORIAL/2005/cheerleaders.pdf

 

the rebuttal....

One of the two former Carolina Panthers cheerleaders arrested over the weekend in a Tampa nightclub denies the pair were having sex in a restroom stall, her lawyer said Tuesday.

Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley, both TopCats at the time, were arrested early Sunday after a fight that began when they emerged from the same stall at Banana Joe's, a popular Tampa nightclub.

Police said witnesses told them the women were having sex and others waiting to use the bathroom became angry because the pair was in the stall so long. Another woman told the Observer she was in the bathroom and doesn't believe the women were having sex.

Thomas punched a woman in the face during the fight, Tampa police said.

The Panthers have fired Thomas, a dance major at UNC Charlotte, and Keathley, a nurse at Carolinas Medical Center. The hospital has put Keathley on administrative leave without pay, a spokesman said.

Meanwhile, Penthouse magazine is trying to convince them to pose nude.

Kathleen Berzon, a spokeswoman for the adult publication, said the magazine is "working very diligently to achieve its goal of shooting a nude pictorial" of the former cheerleaders. She would not say how much money the magazine had offered the women.

On Tuesday, Tampa police issued a warrant for Thomas. She has already been charged with battery, but since her release prosecutors added charges of presenting a false driver's license and giving a false name, causing harm to another -- a third-degree felony.

When she was arrested, police said, Thomas gave the name and driver's license of another Panthers cheerleader.

The Observer could not reach Thomas or Keathley for comment.

Peter Anderson, Thomas' attorney, issued a statement Tuesday:

"This was an unfortunate incident which has generated numerous rumors and inaccurate facts. Miss Thomas denies all allegations of any sexual conduct. ... Miss Thomas apologizes to everyone affected by the incident including the Carolina Panthers, the City of Charlotte, Ms. Holden and the Tampa Police Department."

Melissa Holden is the woman whom police say Thomas punched. She has a black eye.

Another woman, Jennifer Chaconas, told the Observer Tuesday that she was in the bathroom and believes the cheerleaders were not having sex. She said she could tell the women were dressed and the brunette -- later identified as Keathley -- told the angry crowd her friend was having a problem.

"They are in enough trouble," she said. "I don't want them getting smeared."

Three other witnesses told police they believed the women were engaged in sexual activity.

 

She shit her pants.

 

Renee

For a drunk chick who shite herself, she sure threw a nice punch Good aim, too, for being so wasted.

Would be funny if the sex stories were false, and they chrged people with making false statements to the poice like they did to Renee with the ID thing.

Would be funnier if Angela sues for wrongful dismissal from the team based upon the real facts coming out later. Helping out a hammered teammate, etc. Sues both the Panthers and her employer. Now that would be some good drama.

 

Lots of contradictions - The reports says Angela (brunette) so drunk she could barely stand. But the new witness report says that Angela was the one yelling out of the stall that her friend (renee the puncher) has a problem.

Also - I think Angela was the one with 'soiled' white pants.

 

I don't think Angela crapped in her pants--it looks like dirt. It looks like the police had her sitting on the ground/pavement/whatever before putting her in the squad car.

 

I didn't say she crapped her pants, just that she seemed to be the one needing help.....and the UT law guy mentioned the same person punching as with dirty pants....