Yankee Asshole Cage Match

Dave Tepper vs Dave Gettleman.


Who wins? Who would you root for?

 

Can they both lose?

 

The cage.

 

Throw only one steak into the cage and then you will have a real scrap

 

Tepper wins. Gman probably needs supplemental oxygen to golf let alone fight someone.

 

Unfortunately neither one of them know how to win so it would be a draw.

 

They start fucking. And Gman becomes the new GM

 

"We have probably the most diverse executive team in the NFL right now," Tepper said. "We are probably a minority of white men on our executive team right now. That's where it starts. That's America."








"We're going through the whole process. Steve's had a great career. He really has. None of us are here forever," Gettleman said. " That's just the way it is."

 

"(Rhule) dresses like shit and sweats all over himself. He dresses like me, so I have to love the guy," Tepper said with a laugh. "I was a short-order cook, he was a short-order cook. Nobody gave him anything, nobody gave me anything.






"OK, a shutdown corner has all the physical skills including the vertical speed to shut anybody down, and at the end of the day, what people forget is, you know that wide receiver he is covering? He gets paid to play, too," Gettleman said. "Being a shutdown corner – you need help. This is not a game you play alone. You're not a batter looking at the pitcher. There's a whole lot more to it than that, trust me."