Record prediction

All he needs to do is hand the ball to Josh Jacobs though.

 

It's the season opener, CJ, it's the time of miracles. Besides that I expect the first few weeks to be weird because of the irregular nature of this offsesason- expect upsets.

 

So long as we get 1 victory over Atlanta, I'm fine

 

Raiders - LOSS (0-1)

- Carr will nickle and dime this shitty secondary to death.


Bucs - LOSS (0-2)

- Closer than expected because I'm not buying the Bucs hype.


Chargers - WIN (1-2)

- Sure, why not. They'll probably be forcing Herbert onto the field by then.


Cardinals - WIN (2-2)

- Because they're still our bitch.


Falcons - LOSS (2-3)

- We're never beating this fucking team.


Bears - WIN (3-3)


- Sure. They're a clownshow again.


New Orleans - LOSS (3-4)

- I'll be on vacation, so I don't give a shit. Geaux_Saints is still a virgin, and Sean Payton is a Playoff Cuckold.


Atlanta - LOSS (3-5)

- We're never beating this fucking team.


Kansas City - LOSS (3-6)

- LOL


Tampa - WIN (4-6)

- Their HC/QB are over 100 years old combined.


Detroit - Tie by forfeit - (4-6-1)

- Both teams forfeit because their feelings are hurt over Trump winning re-election. And because of injustice or whatever.


Minnesota- LOSS (4-7-1)

- Buttfucked by Danielle Hunter.


Denver - WIN (5-7-1)

- Some SB50 revenge. The cardboard fans will go crazy.



Packers - LOSS (5-8-1)

- We get to be the team that Aaron Rodgers is depressed over barely beating. David Tepper is amazing.


Washington NFL Team - LOSS (5-9-1)

- We always get ghetto gagged by former HCs.


Saints Backups - WIN - 6-9-1


- SEE GUYS WE'RE CHANGING THE CULTURE.

 

some time in late October, probably that week after an embarrassing loss to the saints (after a promissing start) the NFL season will get cancelled by the left and their all-powerful fucking media.

4-3!!! A winning season (if anyone could really call it that)

 

6-10

 

Ok, I will get granular because I'm bored.

Raiders - LOSS (0-1). We have no secondary and our LBs are going to be lost for the first few games. Josh Jacobs runs wild.
Bucs - LOSS (0-2). Should have lost twice to them last year. TB doesn't throw five INTs, and this is never close.
Chargers - LOSS (0-3). If we were playing in Charlotte I might make this a win. But at best they will be 1-1 and NEED this game to set up a successful season.
Cardinals - LOSS (0-4). Can't win in a shoot-out if only one team plays defense.
Falcons - LOSS (0-5). They own us.
Bears - WIN (1-5). Snow is going to confuse Trubisky.
New Orleans - LOSS (1-6). Give me a break
Atlanta - LOSS (1-7). See week five.
Kansas City - LOSS (1-8). Um, yeah...
Tampa - LOSS (1-9). They shut down CMC better than anyone.
Detroit - WIN - (2-9). Matt Patricia is getting his resume ready, Stafford is hurt again, and we manage to not beat ourselves on defense.
Minnesota- LOSS (2-10). Too much talent to deal with
Denver - LOSS (2-11). Miller is back by now, Chubb is healthy, and Drew Lock is starting to look like an NFL QB. In the meantime, we're already looking to 2021
Packers - LOSS (2-12). Packers are playing for the division, we're playing to not get hurt.
Foreskins - LOSS (2-13). The Kyle Allen experience is pretty good when he isn't pressured...
Saints - LOSS - (2-14). They're still trying to jockey for playoff positioning.

We'll miss out on Lawrence somehow, but grab Trey Lance and he will end up being better.

 

When I watch Lock I think this will be the assessment every year until he's no longer starting. Like Mariota.

 

Panthers are winning tomorrow, 31-30.

 

Agreed. He just has this “casual vibe”. That Montana dude was laid back but he still had the warrior Pashun. .. Mariota and Lock just ain’t got it.
Elway just falls in love with a guy that reminds him of himself somehow. The smartest QB decision he ever made was to add an 80% Manning to that team. The second smartest was giving Tebow the reigns when he did. Timmy is ALL warrior.