B&B's Day at Camp - Episode One

Hello.


- Daryl Worley takes it in the ass for fifty cents. I witnessed him give up all but two completions, which were drops by the WR. My favorite moment was when Finchess caught an out route on him and piggyback rode him out of bounds. Funchess later caught a deep post over the head of Worley and Coleman. He's slow, stiff, and soft. Enjoy life on the inactive list.

- One of those drops he gave up was when he got beat on a double move by Kevin Norwood, who subsequently let the ball fall harmless between his legs. That had to be a proud moment for Dave Gettleman.

- Speaking of Gettleman, he appears to have lost a bunch of weight. Just kidding, he's still a fat, disgusting tub of shit.

- Shaq split time between linebacker drills and DB drills. Shaq is our nickleback. Deal with it.

- Bradberry held up OK. He's a big ************. I thought he was a tight end at first.

- Say what you will about KB and Funchess, but they are PERFECT for this offense. Funch in particular had a strong practice. Kelvin looks lean as fuck. I'm excited about those two.

- Teddy Williams and Colin Jones are the Badger and Skinny Pete of the Panthers.

- Cam failed his footwork drill. Otherwise he looked pretty damn good. I liked that he was getting on the second and third team units.

- Ron likes to say the word "FUCK" a bunch. He also likes to say "FUCKING" and "MOTHERFUCK." Ron is not resting on his laurels.

- Didn't notice anything special from Butler. Or any other d linemen for that matter. I swear CJ is well over 300 lbs now. I thought Dave signed another nose tackle at first.

- Who is number 12? He's got really fast feet.

- Daryl Williams got raped by Rakim Cox.


I'll add more later if I can think of anything else.

 

Tell me about Stephen Hill.

 

I saw him once and he was wearing a funny hat.


I'll admit that it's pretty nice seeing Funch, KB, Olsen and Cam standing next to each other. Big motherfuckers. Olsen is fucking massive. Nobody ever really talks about that.

 

So you're saying Worely will be starting opening day?

 

Did it belong to Mrs. Quinn?

 

Ha! Idk

 

I think Dan Quinn and his wife are lizards from a moon of Saturn.

 

How many times did Williams run out of bounds? Rewatched a game where he did it at least twice and wanted to punch him.

 

Was anyone wearing a The War Against Terror cap?
I want one of those.

 

Does your husband leave the room when you watch a game?



jes askin...