2016 First Round Pick Running Commentary

Sheepish bitches sure as shit doing dabbing though. maybe you did learn your place after all. My niggas

 

There are other players I wanted. And taking DT feels preposterous either way. But I won't hold any of that against him. He has to be better than the old fat fuck we signed from Atlanta.

 

You'll like what Dave gives you and your girl.

 

You clicked it didn't you?

 

Nice job going after that fumble, you fucking f@ggot.

 

I like this one better than the original because it's more about accepting the situation than the initial shock. You can see him trying to rationalize in his mind before finally succumbing to grief in the end. It's amazing to watch that struggle play out.

 

I loved when ESPN cut to him when Dallas was on the clock and his mouth was hanging open like a drooling retard. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to be a good running back but that shit was funny.

 

In taking a DT, thereby leaving OL's and DB's on the board, is he saying we're satisfied with what we have on the O-line? There are many rounds and FA left, but is that the unspoken statement here?

 

From 2014: Panthers profess faith in tackle options

"It's liquid, it's fluid. Enjoy your golden shower, bitches."