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Collin, brother......until you actually get laid by a real woman and stop masturbating to pictures of clothed women or models in bikinis for fuck sake, please refrain from bitching about me having an opinion of average looking actresses pissing about the red carpet in electric tape like trolls.

You should totally come to Asheville to chill with me for a weekend, lol. 'Cept you're not going to be sitting on a couch playing video games like you bragged about a while back....you'll be staring at my spoiled little bitch wide eyed like a deer in the headlights wishing you had just a piece of my moxy and hell, I'll even let you come in the kitchen while i'm fucking her and watch. You want some masturbation material? I'll let you take a video of me almost killing her as she blows me, Collin. Lmao. My God. You wouldn't sleep for a month. Viagra my ass.....

Purrsecutioner on Blonde. You'd be a changed man, Collin. Maybe your balls would drop. Lol.

 

Are you related to the Yank???

 

I know you love it when I speak for everyone, but trust me, every poster here laughs at you and thinks you're making an idiot of yourself by pretending that you date anyone even remotely as attractive as those actresses. Yet for the record, my face-palming about the women you supposedly date is less about assuming you're hysterically delusional or an outright liar and more to do with thinking you're probably this guy dating "Tonetta," although I guess in your case it would be "Purrnetta":

 

Really hard to undo this:

 

I did not expect this thread to have such quality content.

 

This thread hasn't gone as I expected...

 

And I speak for everyone when I say we all know you're an obese virgin who masturbates to Sports Illustrated.

While I enjoy being facetious at times, and I get a kick out of digs at me and I can enjoy a little self deprecating humor as much as the next guy, the sick part of this equation is that you take yourself as serious as a heart attack.

And the great factoid to all of this?

it's real.

Come on out. Visit me. Check my bitch out, Collin. Lmfao, check out my bitch. She's FAR superior to these.....middle of the roadies that you grovel over like a 7 year old boy who just discovered his first Playboy. It brings me momentary joy to know that you actually think that men here on this board can't get pretty women. It's a sad too, because it points to your reality, where things like that seem....well...like they're in the movies, and it's just not real.

It's just not real for you, Collin. It's just you, my friend. Promise.

I'm willing to help you out though. You want to be a man? Watch me for a day. Lol. Like I said...your balls just might drop, after a few days laid up, staring wide eyed at the ceiling.

 

It kind of is, but the sad thing is, I stand by it.

Dude, I've worked with some actresses who think their shit is gold. I simply can't stand most of them. They fuck the grips, the actors, the directors, they fuck it all, and get a hall pass from all of it. Never really got it.

(shrug)