The inevitable Pete Carroll/Jim Harbaugh fistfight

Who do you think will win?

 

Personally I think Harbaugh will beat the living shit out of that cocky old fuck.

 

Harbaugh gets in 3 solid hits before security and a raft of players break it up but Carroll sneaks a jab while Harbaugh is restrained which splits Jim right above the eye causing ESPN/NFLN to go crazy over HOW MUCH INSANE BLEEDING THERE WAS. We also get cuts of crying kids in the stands at- if hooligan violence is any indication- lots of crying kids

 

Carroll is the "Hold me back, bro!" type.

 

Carroll will have secret films of Harbaughs fighting style and will know exactly what to expect, will counter everything Harbaugh tries and APPEAR to be a fighting genius.

 

I dunno. Harbaugh seems like the clear choice, but Carroll's cagey as hell, and has access to a lot of stims....

 

Harbaugh by arm bar at 3:07 of round 1

 

Another possibility is that Carroll will simply annoy him to death with his "college spirit", but Harbaugh's own background in college football might negate some of that.

 

Carroll shoots him, but leaves town before the fuzz come in and do anything.

 

Harbaugh would fend that shit off with his own half insane cheerleading ra ra. He might actually cheerlead Carroll so far into a brick wall he's pasted there for eternity. Pete would have to watch out with that tactic.

I think what helps JH in this regard, is that Pete Carroll is a sociopath. Jim cares, and his eyes would be popping out of his skull and Pete might melt. Come to think of it, Pete is gonna have to keep this thing physical - Jim has him beat in most aspects, except...cheating. Jim is against it. Pete loves the shit. And that's a big advantage to PC.

I think the only way Carroll bests him is if he walks into the room on a fucking cortizone/adderall high. ----- But he has the means, which would mean Jim has to be cautious, and not walk into this thing overly confident. This would be a close one, and I'd be nervous betting on this puppy.