Tebow in Carolina

I've sort of accepted the fact that he's a twat. I just want him to start delivering more wins. Right now he's Tony Romo with a shitty attitude. I think P99 has a name for him too.

 

Is he still a virgin?

Because that's fucking amazing. I'd have 80 children and would have been dead of some ungodly combo of STD's and irate husbands by now, were I Tim Tebow.

 

Black Jay Cutler™

Let's not be naive Tebow's getting laid. Constantly.

 

And yeah, he's gotten laid. It's just a matter of which one is the sluttiest.







I'd let that one shit in my mouth while she has the flu.

 

Maybe this guy might be worth a damn. Throws a nice fade route and keeps it in the friggen endzone. A little read option too.

4,147 yards passing. 68.8 passing percentage, 31 TD's, 5 Ints, protects the ball with 444 consecutive passes without an INT. Sammy Baugh winner. Also pretty mobile with 4 rushing TD's.

 

He's probably a preseason cult hero who you never want in a real game, like Randy Fasani. He's a pretty bad fit for a vertical offense.

 

Yup, odd choice here. Pretty decent prospect but his one huge negative is an extremely weak arm.