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So you are 'pursecutioner'? I should have known....you PM'd me death threats a couple years ago. who the fuck does that? Dude, you need therapy.

 

The only "beef" that could be settled by a fight is a disagreement over who can kick who's arse on that given date and time. Anybody who believes it settles anything else is retarded.

 

damn was that you? that was as ugly as shit as i have ever seen.

 

I do know what a low self esteemed Internet badass is. He shows his idiocy with each post he makes.

 

Um, no I didn't. I've PM'ed only one person on this entire board. (shaking head)

 

Well I'm not proud of it. I will say this....heh....they had it coming. I always zero'd in on the asshole starting shit, that I promise. I never...EVER...did it to anyone just enjoying the game. I made sure they were the same kind of asshole I was. But like I said, I'm not proud of it, or proud of the way I was. I was certainly out of control, but ol' Purr has grown up. I'm a goddamned outstanding citizen today who helps old ladies cross streets, and I make salary and wear decent clothes and even donate to charity. Purrsecutioner is no more. Just ol' Purr now.

 

Hes just a kinder, gentler idiot now.

 

You're the new PLaya, Ted. Literally everything anyone writes about me, you're going to echo, and you'll do it in a passive aggressive way, like a jaded ex girlfriend does when her man is fucking another chic.

Is that it? Do you want me to start paying attention to you again? Just ask.

 

Keep telling yourself that, champ. You worry too much about what people here think of you. TBR doesn't have a lot of posters here, and I think everyone has been asked "back". I know I have. Doesn't mean a goddamn thing, Collin. It just means they want a livelier board, which is always good. Myself? I miss Abusive. Guy was funny, even when giving me hell. You're just a blowhard who has to continue stating publicly to the board as if this shit is some Times Square or some shit how respected and admired you are, and just how important you are.

No it wouldn't, in down and distance, you fuckass. Big bodies, Collin. Rotations. You're trying to make it rocket science so that you can sound smart. You're a fucking idiot though. Any big body can line up next to another big body and not play to penetrate. They can both play plugger depending on what the offense dictates, and you fucking KNOW that. Stop being intentionally dense to make a point and make yourself sound smart. You're intentionally over complicating something as simple as a goddamn rotation.

Are you saying that when Edwards was signed and Fua was drafted, that they never planned them playing on the same field at once!???

It is material. Literally the same line you use with anyone you're hooked in an argument with. You've said the same thing to magnus, the most respected member of the board, for christ's sake. You say this to everyone. It's old. Nuisance? You've been kicked off the board, Collin. You've mellowed out and it's cool and all, but you've also become dumb.

Psh. Whatever.

ROTFF! Oh my God. Please, no names. I don't wanna know. Moving on. This shit is worse than I thought....

Wait, what? Are you saying I only talked about Chud in the Chudzinski thread? Holy fuck, are you actually saying that if someone doesn't mention it here, that they did not mention it!? Wait, woah. Are you trying to say I don't like Chud? Why would anyone lie about that? When have I ever hidden my feelings on coaches? I mean...Collin, if you don't believe me about liking Chud, so be it! That makes no sense to me, but it also doesn't bother me, so...ok??? This is hard core message boarding shit right here. I can't keep up with you, Collin. This is your motherfucking life, brother. Hey listen...I love Chud. That's the way it goes, man. Don't know what to tell you.

Yes. Agreed. But you take any chance you have to minimize Cam's contributions to the team. And Chud is your ticket to doing so.

I accept that I judged McDermott too soon, but I didn't like him as an Eagles coach then. Someone close to me is a die hard Eagles fan, and I've always had to suffer through some of that shit. But I do agree that I look for reasons to dislike him, and I won't deny that. I still dislike him. Hopefully he changes my mind, and if he does, I'll wear a shirt that says I'M TED STRIKER, COLLIN'S LITTLE BITCH to a game for you. How bout that?

WHen anyone complains about the defense, you do the palm face, or say its just not true.

You may end up being right. And if you are, I'll admit it. Really, it just gets old seeing you post shit that's not true, such as he can't read through his progressions when he can, such as he's not getting better at throwing off his back foot, which he can, such as he can't read a defense, when he can. It just gets old reading that, because the Ted Strikers of the boards listen to everything you say and base their opinions off of what you write. And you lie a lot so that you can look right.

You are on a fucking roll, Collin.

 

Lol, so Ted Striker, tell me the truth: are you one of the guys here who solicited Collin's services to help you out with your personal life?

That is kind of AWESOME.