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Prostate exam

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by BWI-Panther, Mar 23, 2011.

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  1. Mar 23, 2011 at 10:51 PM #1
    BWI-Panther

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    So I turned 40 this year and had my physical today. Doctor and I talked Panther football as he juggled my balls and explored my ass cavity.

    I'd heard the jokes and thought I knew what I was in for. That was quite an unpleasant experience. The only redeeming feature is that everything seems to be normal.

    Not fun at all.
     
  2. Mar 24, 2011 at 9:48 AM #2
    jazzbluescat

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    Did you get a stiffy?
     
  3. Mar 24, 2011 at 10:46 AM #3
    BWI-Panther

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    No, it turtled.

    I know some guys get off when their prostrate is tickled. I am not a fan.
     
  4. Mar 24, 2011 at 10:49 AM #4
    PantherPaul

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    Did he stick his finger up your ass so far he lost his class ring? Mine did but at least I got big money when I pawned it
     
  5. Mar 24, 2011 at 11:46 AM #5
    BWI-Panther

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    Class ring? Shit. Felt like my doc may have lost his wrist watch!
     
  6. Mar 24, 2011 at 12:12 PM #6
    PantherPaul

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    How many hands did he have on your shoulder?
     
  7. Mar 24, 2011 at 12:29 PM #7
    BWI-Panther

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    He had his hands on my waist... wait.... OMG!

    :yikes:
     
  8. Mar 24, 2011 at 7:21 PM #8
    Black&Blue

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    Shit like this is why I hope I die young.
     
  9. Mar 29, 2011 at 9:41 AM #9
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    I had a physical in July. When he went for the prostate exam, I thought I'd better tighten up good so he wouldn't think anything. So when he went in, I clamped down and he says "Well at least you didn't tense up!"

    :beatup:
     
  10. Oct 7, 2011 at 9:05 AM #10
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    Take this in the ear.

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