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Discussion in 'Food & Drink Forum' started by gridfaniker, Jan 12, 2010.

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  1. Jan 12, 2010 at 1:13 PM #1
    gridfaniker

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    thinking of opening a Tiki Bar on wheels. It would be on a flat bed trailer that I could haul around the fucking backwoods where I live. I'm thinking thatched roof huts on either end: one serving beer and liquor; the other for bonghits. IN the middle would be a big fucking kettle with soup of the day, which would always be chicken flavored ramen noodles. There would be as many chaise lounges and hammocks as I could fit on that ************ and side rails so the drunks wouldn't fall the fuck off when I'm driving around. There would be a rope ladder to get up on the goddam thing and a slide to get the fuck off. I could lease it out to the dumbass Bills fans to drive up for the games. and if I saw some dumb asshole selling appetizers and coffee I'd plow her fucking store to smithereens with my big-ass fucking bar on wheels.

    serious answers. No fucking bullshit or I drive my semi truck down there and run for fucking ass over too. motherfuckers.
     
  2. Jan 12, 2010 at 1:19 PM #2
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  3. Jan 12, 2010 at 1:26 PM #3
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    the job's yours if you want it. you want to serve the beer and liquor, pack the bowls, or ladle the soup?
     
  4. Jan 12, 2010 at 1:27 PM #4
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  5. Jan 12, 2010 at 1:33 PM #5
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    I'm moving it to St Lucia
     
  6. Jan 12, 2010 at 1:34 PM #6
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    You'll probably make a mint!

    I'll take care to stay away from your backwoods when I open my place!
     
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  7. Jan 12, 2010 at 2:16 PM #7
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    Are you gonna serve mints, too?
     
  8. Jan 12, 2010 at 2:31 PM #8
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    You staying corporate owned or franchising because I want in.
     
  9. Jan 12, 2010 at 2:34 PM #9
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    You are way too late Grid. There are about 20 of those things in the WVU parking lot on game weekends.
     
  10. Jan 12, 2010 at 3:26 PM #10
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    Not to mention Nascar races. (so I hear)
     
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