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My cock hurts...seriously

Discussion in 'Health & Medicine Forum' started by Nazi Ned, Apr 13, 2009.

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  1. Apr 15, 2009 at 6:52 PM #21
    jazzbluescat

    jazzbluescat superstar...yo.

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    You loved it, admit it.
     
  2. Apr 15, 2009 at 7:17 PM #22
    BushMaster

    BushMaster space cowboy (R)

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    yeah, it was almost as fun as getting teeth filled, only more painful. that and my nuts weren't numbed.
     
  3. Apr 15, 2009 at 8:43 PM #23
    Wise One

    Wise One No Doubt

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    AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! that smarts
     
  4. Apr 16, 2009 at 1:19 PM #24
    hasbeen99

    hasbeen99 Fighting the stereotype

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    Yep. And yeah, it's painful. For your sake, I hope it's muscular and not scar tissue. I had the latter. Twice.
     
  5. Apr 16, 2009 at 1:48 PM #25
    gridfaniker

    gridfaniker Loathsome

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    last weekend I ate 14 caribou chimichangas and drank an 18-pack of Keystone then shit on my balls.

    my wang is also fine.
     
  6. Apr 16, 2009 at 3:26 PM #26
    Wise One

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    :bsflag:
     
  7. Apr 25, 2009 at 11:08 PM #27
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    I've always wondered why boys bikes have the bar that's just sitting there waiting to crunch your balls? :stunned: What is the purpose, it can't be structural since girls bikes don't have it.

    Oh & my guess would be the clap. Go to the Health Dept and get swabbed/tested even if it goes away, just in case so you don't pass it on to any partners.
     
  8. Apr 25, 2009 at 11:13 PM #28
    Mama Duck

    Mama Duck Bless your heart.

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    I just have to ask...what the hell did you do to build up scar tissue in your urethra....TWICE?
     
  9. Apr 25, 2009 at 11:15 PM #29
    hasbeen99

    hasbeen99 Fighting the stereotype

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    The first was way too much weight bearing down on a 10-speed seat for way too long. The second was because the first one didn't prevent the scar tissue from growing back.
     
  10. Apr 25, 2009 at 11:34 PM #30
    Mama Duck

    Mama Duck Bless your heart.

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    wow..hate to hear that. Hope the second time was the last.
     
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