Semi-homemade bullshit.

just looking at her makes me change the channel. I've never actually watched any of it.

 

thats because you're a fucking homo

 

I read that as "Sara Lee" and thought WTF?

 

good one Dave

 

there's no redeeming value to the show, no. Everything's theme and courses, like a Martha Stewart for the rich girl crowd without talent or thought. No substance. I don't have much against this girl and she's hot, but it's kinda tough to watch Half-ass Homemade.

 

Oh that is soooooo true.

 

Let's write the show

 

"Hi I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to semi-homemade. I pretty much don't actually make anything, I just buy crap and mix it together and call it homemade.

Stay with me as I prepare what I like to call a tablescape. It's a mish mash of trash and over priced junk that I load my tables up with because I can't cook and it hides the dishes I make.

When we come back I'll be preparing a cocktail that will put you under a tablescape, but it helps me deal with my lack of talent and the fact that my boobs are the only reason I have most viewers.'

your turn!

 

Her Kwanzza cake was one of my favorites.

 

Hi Welcome Back

Now let's see where were we...Oh yeah, My niece and nephew LOVE these hot dogs.

Make SURE you have the hot dogs with red dye as these were the ones I had as a kid and they sure didn't hurt me. Actually... it may be the reason my boobs grew so big.

Ok take the hot dogs, lay them on a platter and sprinkle with Paprika. I use the Sauers as it's cheap and been around for YEARS. Now cook them as usual, Ie..boil, grill or bake in the oven. Heck you could even fry them.
Now...take your buns, open them and generously butter them and broil in the oven on high for 3 minutes. Make sure you watch them closely. I use home made butter for these (the land o lakes home made).

Over here, I'm working on my tablescape with a baseball and soccer balls I found in the garage.
Check back in for more after this commercial break! These hot dogs are almost done!