Does anyone

Adrian Cronauer: You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

Everytime I see Collin and Magnus in a spat this is the phrase that comes to mind.

 

Back in the days we needed an interpreter to understand Dukey's posts. I always want Cliff Notes for these pages of pissing contests. No, I tend to scroll once it gets nasty. There's a lot of good information buried in there, but I'm unwilling to wade through the B.S. to find it.

 

I was recently informed that Collin is a virgin. That clears a few things up.

 

Is this a contest for who can use the most unoriginal insult?

 

Me, too.

 

my wife watches some of the worst TV known to man, and my mother in law has discovered email forwards. So I spend most of my day deleting emails. I don't have any better excuses. I get laid, though.

 

Not at all. I don't read much of what you post so I was not aware that it is common knowledge you are a virgin.

I just find it odd that a man of self-proclaimed superior intellect can't figure out how to get pussy. Not spending your weekend nights arguing on the internet would be a good place to start.

 

if you cant get laid in Greenville NC you got problems.

 

I find the youtubes and quips more interesting to be honest.